I ban you all for missing me so much during my abscense.

I ban jack for not missing us...

I ban you all with my magical purple name powers. I forgot to mention that my powers have grown, because when I was on vacation, I went to a BANyan tree.

I ban Davy because the magicalness he gets from the Purpleness has worn out.

I ban Davy for in my book, really really light purple is pink.

I ban SEAKING for having a faulty book.

I also ban SEAKING for having a out of date book and I ban Davy for over using his "purple power"

I ban dog for coming up with that term. Purple Power. I like it.

I ban Davy for acknowledging my creative mind! =D

I ban Dog for thinking he has a mind. Minions don't have minds of their own.

I ban Davy because though I greatly respect you as a guildmaster... I am NOT your minion!

I ban Dog because you have no choice.

I ban Sharky for finally realizing this. Now are you going to join Davy and I, or are you going to stick with, -points towards Jack- THAT.

I ban pib because I need time. To think about all this. This is a potential life changing decision!

I ban Sharky for time is limited. You get one life, don't waste it thinking ;)

I ban Pib. Remember me?

I ban SC for asking such things to such people.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]I ban TSC for questioning such things to such people.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban MP for putting MP in his avvie.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]It better then putting MxP... IBY

You like the font, no?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban Muffin for his color fail.

I ban Skippy Peanut Butter's color fail.

I ban Stealthy, my still obedient minion for using the words peanut butter in The Ban Game.

I ban Jack for using them too.

I ban Sharky for noticing my use of the words ______ ______.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]I ban bans that are falsely accusing someone/something of doing a certain crime...

Now tell me, how did I fail?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

Well, MP, from our screen, we can't see the color, size, or font of your words. We just see those little boxes saying they should be there.

I ban MP for not noticing.

I second Jack's ban of MP....

I ban Luckie for making me recall your usertitle! Let me change it, for I must admit, the WJARR isn't much of an Army yet....

I ban Jack, because WJARR isn't much of anything at all.

I ban Davy for hopefully liking my new Usertitle.

I ban Jack because he put a period at the end of it. It's just a title. Does not require punctuation MR. SECOND IN COMMAND GRAMMAR POLICE OFFICER.

I ban the new mini-mod for lurking.

I ban Davy for thinking a Usertitle must forgo a period. It can have it!

I ban Jack because it is not a sentence, so it should not have one. You're fired.

I ban Davy for he cannot fire me! We Co-Founded this! Try to fire me, and I'll sue you for all your minions!

I ban Jack for thinking he could bring this to court. Good one mate. Even if you did, you couldn't sue us. All we have is Monster Rum.

I ban Davy, for I did say I was going to sue you for your minions.

I will also sue for the "Grammar" part of The "Grammar" Police!

I ban Jack for wanting to bring this to court (Yeah, I'll ban the noob for the same thing). You fail.

I second that ban. Bring me some refreshments!

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]You noticed? LoL I don't know how to fix that, so I don't even bother with it...

I ban Jack. That would make it my 542th ban....[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban muffin for looking like a good snack...

I ban SEAKING for being creepy.

I second that ban.

I also ban muffin. You need to put the size, color, and font. NOOB.

I ban Davy because MP doesn't know how to fix it because he can't see it, haha.

I ban Sharktooth for pointing out MP's noobishness.

I ban Davy for calling Muffin a noob.

I ban Sharky cuz I was banning you for pointing it out.

I ban you guys for acting like 3 year olds :D

I ban pib because three year olds don't ban like I do.

I ban Davy. Are you sure? Have you SEEN you bans lately? Not exactly evolved material :P

I ban Pib because my bans are very good. Remember how I pwned Jack yesterday?

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]I ban TheTrueNoob for laughing at his own fails... Read my post again Noob Banner. That's right, a true Master PWNs all...[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban the pastry's new avatar. Its awesome.

I ban Davy for thinking MP's avatar is awesome. (It is, but I still ban you)

I ban Skippers' banning skills. NOT.

So you're saying I still have my banning skills? Btw IBY for awakening 2 lurking guests!

I ban skiperdoo because I am EVIL.

I ban Skipeedee because a guest has no choice but to lurk, and they all lurk, therefore the adjective lurk is always implied, therefore it is not needed, so therefore they are simply guests.

I ban the guests who haven't signed up for the site.

I ban the guests that may not even play POTCO.

I ban the guests also, it seems the brought friends, and I wonder if we're creeping them out.

I ban people who ban guests too much.

I ban Sharky for basically banning himself.

I ban PB for basically letting me ban him.

I ban Skiperdoo for believing there's such a thing as "allowing" a ban.

I ban Crest for coming back! Hi Crest!!!!!

I ban pib for... I got nothing.

I ban Sharky for going out on a limb and falling straight into the water. /slowsarcasticapplause

I ban Crest and her constant clapping.

I ban Pib for feeling like a spork.

I ban Sharky for getting his utensil bans wrong.

Hi guest!

I ban Skiperdoo for saying hi to the guest...

lol you're going to scare him!!

I ban this guest joke... must we really seem even more insane to our visitors?

I ban Jack... And the guest. (That wasn't a joke I really ban those lurkers)

I ban anybody who bans guests for being an ungrateful host.

I ban Jack for being an ungratful host. And this time I don't ban the guest!

I ban Skippers for banning a guest.

I ban Sharky for quoting.

I ban SC for the lame ban. :P

I ban the nonexsitent guest. (though im not surprised thanks to Skippy.

I ban SC for only putting one of the parentheses.

I ban the lurking 23.

I ban anybody who bans lurkers for not liking their observant way!

I ban Jack. Observant?

I ban Stealthy, for they are merely observing our current actions, so, when they join the forums, they can react to our every ban.

I ban Jack. Grr... Theres another one!

I ban Stealthy for making me want to re-collar him.

I ban Jack. Ok ok, ill be quiet.

I ban ze obedient minion for learning the power of power.

I ban Jack for speaking in French.

I ban Stealthy for summoning another guest.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo. I didnt summon him.

I ban Stealthy for not saying this.

I ban Skipperdoo for actually making me laugh... Quite a feat.

I ban Jack for NOT saying that. If you have said that then you might just have my unswerving loyalty.

I ban Stealthy for also making me laugh. Stealthy, you are the most obedient and insanest minion in the world. Need to work on the other two, though.

I ban Jack for making me laugh. Quite a feat. I also ban Stealthy for stealing my ban.

I ban Skipperdoo for making me laugh again! May have to promote you to Jester...