I ban Jack for not joining me in my drunken state!

I ban Skyper fer bein' drouk!

I ban Jack 4 beeng dwunk, tey not dunk
!

I ban Skippy for letting it go far to his head. This is why Rum Mastery is not belonging to you.
On another note, I ban Jack for acting along with the "Drunken hoard".

I ban Crest for stopping their drunk-fest. Woulda been interesting to see what they did next.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking it would be interesting.

I ban Catherine for thinking it wouldn't be interesting

I ban Dog for thinking it would be interesting

I ban Dog for thinking he should continue the argument.

I ban skip for thinking I shouldn't

I ban Dog for thinking again. Careful, your brain might not be enough to handle it.

I ban Skip for making me ROTFLOL and for talking about himself in that manor.

I ban Dog for rolling on the floor. Don't you know how dirty the floor is?

I ban Em for finally seeming to get the hang of a good ban!

I ban Crest for congratulating Em. And in turn making her look like a BTBHA member.

I ban Skiperdoo, because I believe the Acronym Game is played with acronyms made up of three letters.

I ban Davy for not knowing who the BTBHA is.

I ban Skip for knowing who the BTBHA is...

I ban Dog for being jealous of my knowledge.

I ban Skip for thinking I am jealous HA

I ban Dog for also being jealous of my punctuation skills.

I ban Skip because I hate punctuation

I ban Dog for being an anti-punctuite.

I ban skip for using a fancy word to describe me

I ban Dog for not liking fancy words. Apparently you don't like Charles ****ens.

I ban Catherine for her censor fail. :laughks2:

I BANNN skiper just cause I can

I ban Skip for laughing at other's failures.

I ban Dog because I didn't really laugh, I only gave a smiley at the end.

I ban Skip because the smiley was laughing.. therefore you gave the impression that you where laughing

I ban Dog for his unimpressive impression.

I ban Skiperdoo for sobering up mighty quick a page ago.

I ban Jack because it was the next day that I posted. Also, I've been trying to negate the effects of the monster rum, so that's why I'm all sobered up.

I ban Skiperdoo for not doing his math right.

Monster Rum + Rum (does not) = Sober

Monster Rum + Rum (does) = Side-effects, stupidity, drunkness, and/or death.

I ban Jack for stating monster rum can cause death when he has no proof

I ban JS because I took a week off POF.

I ban Skirata for taking an unannounced week off

I ban Dog because I don't need to announce anything to anyone.

I ban TSC for being secretive.

I ban Davy, for the best trait in a servant is the ability to hold secrets, and spread lies.

I ban Davy for having so many tags under his name

I ban Dog for his "phail."

I ban Dog because I may have set a Forum Record with all my tags.

I ban you all. Miss me?

I ban Stealthy for bringing the apoacalypse upon us!

I ban Jack for spelling apocalypse wrong.

I ban Jack for failing at spelling. Its funny because he's a former GP member.

I ban DF for having way too many tags and for thinking that he has set any type of record.

I ban TSC because I have never seen someone with more than four.

I ban you again because I perhaps have set the record of most posts in nine months.

I ban DF because that could be a double edged sword.

I ban TSC for making a very good observation.

I ban JS for stating the obvious.

I ban TSC for expecting better from that.

I ban Davy for calling me a "that."

I also ban TSC for not accepting the compliment, and thus, my obedience!

I ban Jack. Its ACCEPTING, not EXCEPTING. uphail

I ban Mr. Fireskull for Joining the Grammar Police

I ban Davy for making comments about my grammar, and then using that atrocious sentence.

Must be tired not to notice those errors.

I ban Jack for banning when he should be sleeping.

I ban Davy for doing the same thing. Maybe.

I ban Jack because its not bed time in my time zone.

I ban Davy for that's why I added a maybe.

Darn time thing-ma-bobs...

I ban JS for asking about Mafia.

I ban TCS for being a master banner and Mandalorian

I ban Dog for stating the Obvious.

I ban TSC for banning the "Obvious".

I ban Skype. This no-reason ban is soon to be.... mine!

I ban Stealthy for attempting to recycle old bans.

I ban JS for _______________________.

Thats a freebie.

I ban TSC Hello! also for invisible bans...

I ban Charlotte for making her first ban on this thread!

I ban Jack for making his worst ban on this thread!

I ban Skiperdoo, for commenting about how horrid a ban is. That's horrible.

I ban Jack for admitting his ban was horrible.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for uh uh uh um..... For being elated! HA!

I ban Bubba for coming out of her mystery place.

I ban Mr. Skperdoo for not using the word I hate, congratulations! Heres your award!

I ban Bubba for spelling my name wrong... and may I ask what word is it that you have a strong inimical feeling towards?

I ban... MS... for not knowing that people make the mistake of using "Him/his/he" with me :O

I ban the rare SheBBXKittychicky.

i ban jack for not knowing that i'm an old pro that just doesn't surface too often ;)

also ban crestshot for banning rare appearences!

I ban Charlotte for never posting. Since you have not banned in forever, you do not know the modern way, making you a Noobanner.

I ban Davy for presuming there's only two ranks, Noobanner and Master Banner.

I ban Jack for coming to conclusions without much information to utilize.

I ban Davy, for not undestanding that after many weeks of study, I have come to the conclusion there are 5 ranks!

Lowest Rank: Noob. Proven, when Skirata demoted me to this.
Rank 1: Noobannner. Proof: All start out at this level.
Rank 2: Ban Master. Proof: Many members consider themselves to be one.
Rank 3: Ban Deity. Proof: Del, who banned in the first ban game, and bans in almost every other game to date.
Highest Rank: ????? There is no proof that there is this rank. However, somebody must have started the promotions. This is my most logical deduction.

I ban jack for not having proof of the highest rank...

I ban Doggy for encouraging Jack to the highest rank.

I ban Dog, for not understanding what would happen if there was no other rank. That would mean that nobody ever promoted the Ban Masters to their current level. Which means..... The Ban Masters would've promoted themselves, and the Ban Hierarchy is a lie.

i ban davy, caught u out lol


??? i didnt ban u all did i??? silly me rofl

I ban swash1 for banning us, then saying he is joking, therefore he banned nobody at all and broke ban rules.

i ban all spanish ( bc i am a french privateer Duh lol )

I ban Swash for not being a true pirate and sticking with the winning side.

I ban Jack for questioning the Hierarchy.

I ban Crest, for I merely speak my thoughts. I don't question. I either know, or do not know.

I ban Jack for having such black and white shades.

i did i won lol

I ban Swash for showing failtasticness at not banning anyone.

I ban you for reading all!
 

I ban CCD because she has higher rank than DF. And for returning!

I ban JS for all that made up hokum. And FYI Captain Del is a Legend. Not a deity.

I ban Crest for being herself.

I lastly ban Swash1 for not banning in The Ban Game.

I ban TSC for finally stepping into the other side of sane.

I ban TSC for swooping in and explaining this to all of the banners with his usual grace and glory. He is also banned for needing a title for such a long ban.

I ban Deadpool for coming back. And for making this session a Old School Ban Game. Now we need Jules and SvenO to come out and ban.

I ban Crest for it was my destiny.