I ban TSC for going offline just when this was getting interesting.

I ban Crest. YUS! Gimme!

I ban Awesome for assuming he'll be gone for long. He's like the aforementioned Popcorn. Sometimes pops up, sometimes slows down so you think it's done.
I ban McSharky for his grabby fingers.

I ban Crest for pretending she isn't as excited for the popcorn as I am.

I ban McSharky for being a far different excited than me because he wasn't the one that had to go through all the hard work of making Popcorn.

I ban Crest because.....

....Popcorn....

I ban you all a goodnight. GOODNIGHT!!!

I ban MA for quitting. Wimp.

I ban Sharky because I am not quitting I am bowing out for tonight. Also you called me a wimp, that is a BIG, BIG mistake.

I ban MA because it's the same thing.

I ban CST for Pwning MA!

I ban TSC for finally acknowledging that I did something good! W00t!

I ban you all for posting in this thread.

I ban Dog for being guilty himself...

I ban Julie for not being guilty for her good bans.

Oh the "crimes" I've committed.

I BAN SKIP because I cannot begin to comprehend the meaning of the word crimes

I ban Rich for blaming me for his problems.

I ban Skiperdoo for his constant switch-a-roo.

I ban TSC for trying to make a ban better by rhyming, instead of improving ban timing.

I ban Skype for spelling committed wrong.

I ban Sharky for banning an old ban without skiperdooing.

I ban Skype for still not fixing his error.

I ban Sharky for being unpleaseable.

I ban Skip for wanting to please someone in the ban game.

I ban Jewels for lurking instead of posting.

I skiperdoo CST to ban MA for not knowing I was simply pointing out Sharky's attributes.

I ban Skip because my favorite avvie of your's was the "laser eyes" one.

I ban MA for talking about avvies in the Ban Game.

I ban Skip because I banned you for not keeping that avvie.

I ban MA because Skype has made some very odd avvies.

I ban CST because that one was not odd or random, it revealed the power Mr. Skiperdoo never used in Mr. Incredible and Pals.

I ban MA for being an awesome misinterpreter.

I wholeheartedly second that ban.

I ban Sharky for being under that thing.

I ban Skip for promoting bunny warfare.. Peace is the only solution. The Easter Bunny won't stand for this.

I ban Julie because it's Bunny Warfare©... 2.

I ban Skip, because that just makes it worse...

I ban Jules for pwning the skipperdoo

I ban Cluckie!

I ban Luckie for unleashing her pretties.

That's dangerous with two parties both using deadly force.

I ban Skipperdoo for baning against deadly force when his avitar promotes warfare.. you hypocrite

I ban Dog for spelling avatar wrong, and for not noticing that Bunny Warfare uses adorable force.

I ban Skype because it's still warfare, even if it is through adorable force.

I ban Skype for yelling at other people for their spelling mistakes when he himself made one.

I ban shark bites...

I ban the madness going on with my avvie critics.

*Goes to change avvie*

I ban the killer robot bunny...

I ban Julie because it's the glasses... duh.

I ban Skip for changing his avvie. (TY)

I ban Mr. Thankful....

i ban juliana for posting above me

I ban swash for failing to come up with a better reason...

I ban Jewels because that's what swash normally does.

I ban Shark for being no better...

I ban Julie for banning that which is basically the same as banning herself.

I ban Skip for the failed pwn attempt....

I ban Julie for the failed ban attempt.

I ban skip for the weak return...

I ban Julie for making a return to my ban. Inherently being weak by comparison.

I ban skip's Incoherent logic...

I ban Julie's incongrous banning style.

I ban skip for spelling his big word incorrectly.

I ban Jules for missing the Grammar Police phase here.

I BAN Crest for mentioning the grammar police

I ban Crest because a grammatically correct ban is a happy ban...

I ban rich for BANing Crest.

i ban jewels becuz this is grammarticly carrect to right?

-pokes head in-

I ban Skirata and Jules for letting the Noobanners take over in my absence! Control them!

-leaves-

I ban Davy for still being here, even though he said he was leaving.

I ban Sharky for banning Davy before I did

I ban rich for being too slow, even though he claims he is a Ninja Banner.....

I ban Shark for there is only one Ninja Banner.. and rich is not he.

I ban Jules because I know that, hence my point of him being too slow at banning. Many have tried to tell him, but he won't listen. 'Tis a shame.

I ban Shark for being wise enough to recognize the one true Ninja of the Banning Masters....

I ban Jules for talking about SveNinja!

I ban TSC because I am hoping to summon him... Alas, no such luck.

I ban Jules because I don't know what is going on in SvenO-Land.

I ban TSC because nobody does.. only SveNoob.

Oh, and I ban this as well:

I ban Jules because is that one of my old bans?

I ban TSC because the "Actually I'm not banning you" ban is one of your own.

I ban Skip because my influence is felt across time and space.

I ban TSC, because I believe that is your first ban. I though bringing in some of the old bans would be not only fun for us, but also helpful for the Noobanners xD

I ban Jules for digging that ban out. Look at that My first ban is to None other that Max!

I ban Julie because I believe many ancient bans went along the lines of "I ban you".

I believe Sharky is one of the only people continuing the heritage...

I ban Skip because I think we did use " I ban you" but I think it got confusing and once we got faster that sorta went away.

I ban TSC for one of my favorite bans;

Classic :buds:

I ban Julie for calling a horrible act of violence a classic.

I ban Skip for calling Jules "Julie".

I ban TSC because I can call Juji anything I want.

Oh the ideas you just gave me...

I ban Skip because you can't. I mean you can but you really shouldn't.

I ban TSC because you easily let my nicknames slip by.

I ban Skip because I want Luckie to ban someone worthy.

I ban Skip for sailing in dangerous waters...

And I ban TSC for being hopeful..

I ban TSC for saying that yet posting.

I ban Julie because I don't care what waters I sail in, as long as I have Rum1, I'm safe.

I ban Skip's false sense of security....

I ban Jules because of course you are worthy of a ban. In fact...

BANNED!!

I ban TSC because, :sign0024::master:

I ban Julie for submitting.

Don't you know proper protocol??

I ban Skip for lecturing me on protocol... And submitting? I'm simply referring to TSC by his Ban title. It does not mean I am submitting to anything ;)

I ban Julie for confusing herself.

*Finds idol of TSC inside her room*

Oh, that's why...