I ban DAVE for messing with the DO

( points to hair )

I ban K5K for being so Ninja.

I ban TSC for not knowing that I am banning even when he does not see me banning ( aka Ninja banner )

I ban Kat as my first ban of the day.

I ban CST for making his first truly terrible ban of the day.

I ban MA because the day is just starting.

I ban TSC because that depends on your time zone. It's only 8:45 in Hawaii.

I ban MA because 8:45 is early in the morning. 20:45 is night.

I ban TSC for using Military time, but it is 9:00 PM in Hawaii.

I ban MA because no matter what time zone you're in, the first terrible ban of the day is always going on with you.

I skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban MA for keeping track of his terrible bans. Takes a lot of skill to keep track of that many.

I ban DF for no particular reason. Which is a reason on its own, so now the noobanners can't say "oh you need to give a reason".

I ban TSC for that clever ban involving no use of cleverness.

I skip Davy to ban TSC for being a hypocrite! If I were to ban you for no particular reason you would probably rant about how uncreative "Noobanners" are, if you want to stay a ban master you have to live up to your title!

I ban MA because I just knew that my previous ban was going to mentioned in someway by you. And FYI you have no say on wether or not I stay a Master. You can't lose Mastery of anything.

I ban Luckie because if I wanted a pet I would pick something that didn't make such horrible bans.

I ban TSC because you would not want me as a pet anyway, I bite.

I ban Luckie for feeling lucky, if I am a pest, probably a mosquito, then I am responsible for more deaths than anything else on earth. And with me being the most powerful force on earth, you’ve got to ask yourself one question... 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ye, Pixie?

I ban MA for calling himself a pest. That's very mature of you for accepting your role as the most annoying living thing in the world.

I ban TSC for thinking that in any way, MA is mature.

I also ban MA because look at this pretty light I have! *holds up Bug Zapper*

I ban Davy for not knowing that Bug Zappers don't kill Spiders. And the only single "pest" that could be compared to me is the Goliath birdeater.

I ban MA for using making that horrible ban. :D

I ban MA because if you want to compare yourself to a pest, just compare to yourself.

I ban Skip because if I were to compare myself to myself, I would always come out on top. Now if I were to compare myself to you... I would still come out on top.

I ban MA because your are an annoying mosquito. A very big annoying mosquito.Your words.

I ban TSC for picking up MA's gunshots and firing them back at him.

I ban TSC because a hybrid Goliath birdeater/mosquito should be in a science fiction novel.

I ban Skiperdoo for wanting Flying Blood-Sucking Spiders.

I ban Davy for not sharing.

I ban Skiperdoo for slamming his head on the keyboard and calling that a ban.

I ban Skip for not stealing it like a good pirate.

And I ban Davy for reusing one of the most overused bans ever.

I skip MA to ban Davy because it just goes to show that you can be banned by the simplest of things, such as slamming my head on the keyboard.

Let me try it again, BANNED!

I ban MA because a reused ban is perfectly fine if it is in an applicable situation.

I also ban Skiperdoo because a ban like that is barely a ban at all.

I skip Davy to ban Skip for killing useful brain cells... If you have any left.

I ban MA because brain cells have nothing to do with actual intelligence.

I ban MA because only Skip can reach negative quantities of brain cells.

I ban Skip because banging your head can also bruise your brain.

I ban Davy because he knows very much about the second part.

I ban Skiperdoo for acknowledging that I have taken a biology class.

Iskip Davy to ban Skip because at least Davy's brain is intact enough to make some above avarage bans. I can't say the same about your brain.

I ban MA for wishing to be on the winning team.

I ban Davy because they are no winners in the ban game, we all slowly lose our sanity.

I ban MA for implying that we all, in the end, lose the game.

I ban MA for revealing the true purpose of the ban game!

I ban MA because the only losers are those who do not play.

I ban the last three bans for being awesome!

I ban MA for acknowledging the awesomeness of bans.

I ban MA because if only he could do the same...

I ban skip for the horrible wording of his ban

I ban Dog because it was meant for MA to finish/misinterpret it.

I ban Skype because MA doesn't misinterpret, he misunderstands what needs to be interpreted.

I ban Skip Mckenzie.

I ban TSC for banning a non-existent user.

I ban Cat for not knowing Skiperdoo's last name.

I ban TSC because, "Skiperdoo" sounds like a good enough last name.

I ban Sharky because hence the name Mr. Skiperdoo. It implies that Skiperdoo is, in fact, Skiperdoo's last name.

I ban Cat and CST because Skiperdoo is in fact his middle name. His full name is Ivan Skiperdoo Mckenzie-Hood. Mckenzie is comes from his British background. He rarely uses that last name because it reminds him of his days serving the Queen's Royal Navy.

I ban TSC for being extremely close.

Seriously...

I ban Skip because his secret is safe.

I ban TSC because it's not if you keep broadcasting it across the whole forums like that.

Anyways, if you really want to know, just read my story...

I ban Skip, enough said..

I ban Julie for thinking that adding a couple more words to a terrible ban will somehow make it complete, instead of obsolete.

I ban Skip because I do not need an intricate ban to make banning you justifiable. Now go get me a sandwich.

I ban Julie because if you can read the first sentence without laughing, you surely don't know very much about me.

I ban Skip because at least her ban made me laugh... I can't say the same for any of your bans.

I ban MA for making a decent burn... not to shabby. Don't love the part referring to me, but you were wise in making it indirect. For that, I will let it slide... for now.

I ban Juliana for that compliment. (Thank you)

I ban MA because my bans usually make him cry in shame.

I ban Skip for thinking he can make me cry, as you can see from my avatar I am always grinning. And the only way a bunny could make me even flinch, is if it was made of iron, and you threw it at my head.

I ban MA because if you look very closely, you can see the genius hidden within his... oh nevermind, that was in my ban.

I ban Cannonbane because the whole ban was one big sentence.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for having the mood of "Prepared" :jackhat:

I ban JSF for stealing Jack Sparrow's nonexistent Jar o' Dirt.

I ban Jack... and if anyone says that I should delve into further detail, I will kill them.

I ban Davy for annoyingly posting before my post could be moderated... oh how i wish to get by this phase! :(

I ban Davy because he shouldn't not delve into any further details.

I ban Skiperdoo for pretty much repeating my ban.

I ban everyone who, once again, posted before my post was moderated. :D

I ban Davy because I've found a formula to his bans.

Davy ban/Skiperdoo ban x TsC/Sharkyx103 = Fail

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he can understand bans with math. It is amusing to me.

I ban Davy because he still doesn't understand bans in any spectrum, math is just another opportunity to further ban knowledge.

I ban Skiperdoo because math explains the natural world. Must I go further?

I ban Davy because math maps out the digits of thoughts and processes. Without it, everything, including the complex algorithms contained within thoughts, and by extension bans, could not exist.

I ban Skiperdoo for looking at life with calculators, and not with his eyes and heart.

I ban Davy because he shouldn't be the spokesperson for following your heart.

If so, that's one corrupt heart.

I ban Skiperdoo for saying this when he has a black hole in his chest.

I ban Davy because not having a heart is necessary to be a pirate. And if he does not have a heart he is in good company, Davy Jones does not have a heart.

I ban MA for never studying the Circulatory System.

I ban Davy for banning himself, you are the one who said he has a black hole for a heart.

I ban MA because a black hole just means he has a lot of heart contained in such little space.

I ban MA because Skiperdoo is a very special case.

I ban Davy for implying absolutely nothing.

I ban Skip because today is Cluckie Day!!

I ban you for false statements! Jones has a heart just not in his body... it's in a chest

I ban Dog for PWNING MA!!

Dog found his PWN!!

I ban TSC for I have always had my PWN! and have simply been waiting for the proper time to use it.

I ban Dog for coming back from the lost & found again.

I ban Skipperdoo because I have a life outside the ban game and the forums.. said life has been busy lately therefore I have been here less.