I ban Dog because all your bans are highly controversial to decency.

I ban Skippy for using big words.

I ban Jack for that horrid five in a row posting.

The mods will not be happy.

I ban myself because this is already my sixth ban and nobody else posted yet. Please ban me, so I have someone else to ban other than me! I'm desperate!

Oh, wait, never mind. Someone else did already post.

I ban Jack because you're acting alot like Davy when he's dru... normal.

I must skip Skip to ban Jack Seaeagle. From now on, I refer to you as noobanner, especially after that dreadful display of banning knowledge!

I ban Jackie here for finally making a good ban on Jack.

I ban Hammy because that "Jack" should be "noobanner".

I ban Hammy for trying to make a funny.

Ha ha! It's funny, because they're both named Jack! Aha!

I ban Jack the noobanner because Jackie is Jack Shipsteel and you are Jack.

I ban myself because I just made a messed up ban. I'm so confused! WAHHHH!!!

I ban Hammy, for we got the jiff of it. Giff? Jeff? jgif?

I ban Jack because, isn't it gist?

I ban Jack because there's no way I'm bringing that resturaunt back...

I ban Hammy, for there is the gist, but I prefer to get the jiff of things. Much more easier to understand.

I ban HTS for speaking of Noobanners while he double posted too.

I ban Jackie. Just cause.

I also ban TSC because I got confused between the two Jacks and had to ban myself.

I ban Skirata for always managing to own some of us, like when he got all our posts edited because of the HC subject.

I ban Jack because I haven't even been banned yet...

Figures...

I ban Skip for wishing to be banned. Doesn't your lack of being banned mean that either we're afraid of you, or you are pretty stealthy?

I ban HTS for JS' HCT about TSC.

I ban Skirata for longing for the lost.

Or being sarcastic.

I ban Jack because if I was there, the whole thread would probably be edited.

What page???

I ban Skip because most of page 53 got edited because of me.

I ban Skirata for probaby adding this to his list of many accomplishments on the forums.

I ban JS because I take pride in those things.

I ban Jack because TSC should be very proud on making such an impact.

I ban Skip for still having that puppy avvie, and you've had it for over a week. Has your SAS been cured?!?!?

I ban JS because Skip wants to see them grow.

I ban TSC because page 53 was such a dissapointment.

Well, that's what you get when TSC is involved.

I ban Skirata for making a joke.

Ha ha! It's funny, because it's a picture of puppys, which are supposed to grow into dogs, but it's a picture! Ha ha!

I ban Skip for not addressing his puppy issues. And I double ban him because that statement is correct.

I ban Skirata for not specifying which statement of that ban he was referring to.

I ban Jack because he's not gonna respect my artistic squares.

I ban JS because you blocked my ban.

I ban Skip, because that looks like an eye withut a pupil.

I ban Jack for making a ban.

I ban Skiperdoo for making me wonder what his ban was before his edit..

I ban Skip for editing himself.

I ban TSC & Jack because the HCS was about Jack's decent ban.

I ban Skip for taunting me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I ban JS because a Mod is lurking.

I ban Skrata, for I see that. Hey Brain!

I ban Jack because he just made Brain leave to go get backup.

I ban JS for scaring the Mod away.

I ban Skirata, for I tend to do that to people.

I ban JS because Brain came back to get you!

I ban TSC because Jack's gonna get it now!!!

I ban Skip because now You scared him.

I ban the members of the former WJARR for scaring away any person to touch this thread, 'cept Skirata.

I ban JS because I'll drink to that!

I ban Skirata for pirates need no reason to drink!

I ban Jack for spelling Skirata horribly wrong.

I ban J7S for randomly adding numbers to names.

I ban Jack for calling himself a former member of the GP...

I ban Davy for daring to mention that on these forums.

HCS!!!

I ban my epic typing fail. Fingers must be losing their accuracy as my speed increases.

I ban Jack because I am half tempted to knock you out and send you to school for that.

I ban Davy for behaving in such a manner towards his new partner-in-rum!

I ban Jack because now would be a good time to remember the second half of my suggestion.

I ban Skip for always being a worthy employee. However, I'll be fine.

I ban Jack because it would be for the best.

I ban Davy for being Davy.

I ban Dark for pushing her way into the ban game without being able to live up to expectations.

Hi Zilly. Don't mind us.

I ban Crest for dissing my first ban game post.

I ban Dark because I know it's not your first, but I also know you were also ignored on your first one of today.
Welcome bans all around!!!

I ban Crest for welcoming noobanners in the ban game. Don't you know this will cause them to lose their sanity!!!??? MUAHAHAHAHA! The ban game is insanity, so leave if you want to keep your sanity.

I ban myself for forgetting about my first post.

I ban Hammy for not realizing that noobanners like yourself are insane are ready. I fit into a totally different category. Zombie Banner.

I ban Stealth because of course i'm an insane noobanner! She's just new-er than me. So she's still got a chance.

I ban Hammy for being insane, but not being inSANE like me!

I ban Hammy because you are just straight up insane... I think I could learn to like you mate

I ban MA because insanity is better than any ban you could make!

I ban Hammy for complimenting me, insanity is the best thing in the world!

I ban MA for thinking I complimented him. The ban game IS insanity.

I ban Hammy because the ban game makes you lose you're sanity, that does not mean it IS insanity.

I ban Hammy for coming to this realization, if only because he created the current, rather DIFFERENT type of insane atmosphere that is the ban game at the moment, than what has been the insane, yet calmer and much less antagonizing ban games of years past.
I ban Awesome for claiming the ban game causes any such thing. It's the people, not the event.

I ban Crest for making the most sense all day.

I ban DP for making less than no sense at all.

I ban MA for making no sense.

I ban DP for thinking common sense is required in the ban game, how can you have any sense if ye are inSANE?

Also the new common sense here is less than no sense at all since we are all inSANE.

I ban MA for making sense about being insane.

I ban Dog for not banning.

I ban Hammy for that ban... Elaboration not needed.

I ban Davy for making a ban that sounds like it belongs to a brand new noobanner

I ban MA because I did not need to waste time elaborating on why I should ban him, because the reason is so obvious that if you actually NEED me to elaborate, as you seem to need, then you are probably lower than a Noobanner.

I ban Davy for not being considerate of those who truly are lower than a noobanner, and I'm not a noobanner I am a Grasshoppa.

I ban Davy for pwning MA!

I ban Hammy for not being able to pwn me himself.

And it is an honer to be pwned by a ban master, you must really be an insane noobanner to not get that.

I ban Hammy because my pwning did not need pointing out. It was obvious enough that we could just go on with our banning.

I ban MA because I never said anything about being inconsiderate, and I ban you again for making up your own rank.

I ban Davy because Juliana ranked me, are ye going to argue with a fellow ban master?

I ban MA, the grasshoppa who can't spell.

I ban Davy cause I didn't have anything to ban for.

I skip ban Davy because I misplaced one word, and at least that one word was spelled correctly.

I ban MA for thinking that's the only typo he's made.

I ban Davy for thinking that he is in the Grammar Police.

I ban everyone for getting me addicted to the ban game. Thanks a lot guys!

I ban DP for thinking that it was us who got her addicted. We START you on the ban game, YOU get addicted by yourself.

I skip ban Dark Pixie for thinking that being addicted to this game is a bad thing! (It is)

I skip MA to ban Chris because I rarely ever see him ban

I ban MA for keeping DP involved in this... And for skip banning her... I am more worthy to be banned than her.