NOOOOOO... darn you.. 1 -_-

2..........

3...........

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (My message was too short so I added the exclaimation points. Now this writing is longer anyways. I feel lame.)

5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I like the way you think Ugly Pirate ;))

6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'll take what I can here...

!!!!!! for me ;)

1 bottle of rum

2 bottles, wait its my turn to buy rum for ROF, ^_^

TWO bottles? TWO? That's all you could scurvy pirates could find?

Oh well, two is better than none I guess!

One bottle, collector's edition.

Here's the second bottle of rum, opened since 1776. Eww...

Why this one has been open since 1775! What a co-winkie-dink! Thaz 3.

Four... and this one be opened since 1774. Lets go all the way down to year 1, shall we?

I don't care if they're opened...if four is all you're handing out, I must take what I can get.