Ok, choose.

1.) I somehow revive everyone on board the ship.
2.) I only bring back Metallica
3.) I only bring back Jack
4.) You fail at choosing, so you want nothing of interest to happen.

I pick 1... but could you leave out Jack?

My bones float across the Carribean, along with everyone else's. They wash up on Cuba beach. Jack's bones are then picked up by Jason Suncutter because they look "cool." The strong magic on Cuba reacts with the curses and hexes still in my bones, resurrecting everyone on the island. However, Jason Suncutter has taken Jack's bones to Port Royal, to sell for Brethen Feast Roast, therefore he isn't revived.

Options?

1) Revive Jack.
2) Kill Jason and revive Jack.
3) Revive Jack and kill Jason
4) Kill Davy, Witchdawkta Dan, and Jason, and then revive Jack.

or 5. alll of the above
5 plz XD

Gotta pick one mate. Believe me, i'd like an all of the above!

I'll go with one. But I'll die anyways, so whats the difference?

I am revived by Tia Dalma in a magic voodoo ceremony. I decide not to kill Jason, for I am too tired, and my anger has subsided.

Surprise surprise.

CHOOSE CAREFULLY!

1.) It rains whiskey
2.) You decide to go hang yourself
3.) It asplodes.
4.) T3h U83r 1337 h4x.

I'm tempted to pick 1.

But I'll go with 4!

The whole world crashes because script-kiddies try to hack Steam. NUUUU!!!!

Ugh..

Options?

1) Restart the Internet.
2) Do nothing.
3) Find the kiddies and terminate them.

3, of course.

You find them, but realize that your a machine, since you elected to "terminate" them, and they hack you.

You must do as they command.

But, the hacks fail. They think they are "real" hackers, but alas are not. I eat them.

CHOOSE:
1.) I receive new orders.
2.) Teh returnz of t3h h4x.
3.) You go to the Reference Game thread.
4.) Someone's face melts.