I spent all my money on the new clothes.

Go buy me more clothes!

No, i spent all my money on rum.

Go grab me the first drink you find in your fridge.

I can't, the soda is diet....

Go get me, uh, something

I got you something, but I lost it, because I don't know what a something is

Get me a parrot so it can sit on my shoulder

I did, but it flew away

Get me some new merchant clothes

I can't, because that merchant sold them to the navy.

Fix the macbook problem!!

I can't... I don't know how to

Get me to master...

Um sorry, i'm not a master yet, there for i do not have master DNA, therefor my master transfer shall not work according to the laws of according guy.

Get me a piece of pie!

Your asking me?

Go do something awesome

My molecular structure doesn't allow that.

Give me your epic banana.

I'm sorry, there no such thing.

Give me an Epic pie!!

can't, duddn't exist...


Make me a cup o' tea.

Can't, I will burn myself... again.

Go make me a cake

But it will give you cavities!

Teach me Chinese.

Cant, I might hurt myself

Dont die.