I ban Muffin because he didn't follow up ban me -_-
I ban Sharky because he didn't skip Crest!

I ban Pirate Guy for skipping Crest. What is this, the SkipbanningCrestshotextravaganza?

I ban Foul Breatho Smasho for making me shoot him 451 times and not giving me anything to show for it.

I ban Davy for helping start it. How Dare you all skip a Ban Master!

I ban Mr. Shipsteel for not banning for a long time.

i ban davy for not having silver freez... ( silver freeze falls in davy's hands )
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i ban davy for no reason

I ban Sith for a reason.

I ban Davy for his continuing lack of respect. No rum 4 u

I ban Crest for missing my bans. She's missin' ma bans, bans. Missin' ma bans, bans, baaaans.

I ban Davy because I still haven't found me rum. One's world seems slightly darker without a good swig of rum each day.

I ban Effective because he/she's usless!

I ban you guys for not noticing my Missing You reference...

i ban u all from my new ps3 :D

I ban pib for posting on his PS3 when he could be playing Black Ops.

i ban davy for not drinking a bottle of eggnoog at this nano second without a burger with cheese on mars with cookies and milk XD

I ban Sith, for I shall drink it now.