I ban Jules for being too slow on her bans.

I ban TSC because our amusement is vital.

I ban sharktooth for making such accusations. I'm just letting you think your quick. I must boost your confidence.

I ban CST for that same reason. And because she is banning from a phone.

I ban Juliana because without the noobanners the fun is harder to find.

I ban TSC because I greatly missed the ban game. I sense I return coming on.. Made easy with my phone. Muahaha!

I ban Jules for returning with her Ban Phone, almost all the 4 Ban Masters are back....

I ban Sharktooth because we should make it a mission to get the other two back...

I ban Jules because you will have more influence than me, so it is all up to you! Use your almighty Ban Master powers. 0_o!

I ban Sharktooth for not having faith in his own abilities...

I ban Jules for being right. I have been inspired... now, I will write a book!

EDIT: I ban TSC because he calls me a noobanner yet others (points to MA) don't think of me as a noobanner. Or maybe it's cuz I'm epic.....

I ban Juliana and TSC for looking down on noobanners, we are the future! Also I ban CST because I never said I didnt think of him as a noobanner.

I ban MA for not including me in the part before the word "for" and after the word "TSC."

I ban CST and MA for being noobaners. Both of you! But apparently There is a rank among them noobanners. And neither of you are the future. Many like you have come and gone. And it will remain that way.

I ban TSC because I just caught a Legendary fish.

I ban CST... Really? You caught a Legendary Fish? Did that came with a dose of me caring?

I ban Sharktooth for being so excited over a scaly, water-breating, creature.

I ban TSC because it came with a dose of tarter sauce, not me caring.