I ban Jack because if I even discover a magical dog, I'll name the species Magicis Poodpup.

I ban MA because I hope that will never happen. What a pitiful name.....

I ban Sharky for disliking my species classification. Let's see if you can do any better!

I ban Jack for questioning my name-calling-smartness-stuff. I'd name a species Sharkius Sharkin. Something cool like that....

I ban Sharktooth for probably not knowing the scientific name of a great white shark.

I ban Davy because it depends on teh type. :P

I ban Sharktooth for being picky. How about Jaws?

I ban Davy for trying to fool me. A species..

I ban Sharktooth because Jaws is real. That's how Davy got his pegleg.

I ban Davy because that's how I got my name. I got eaten by him.

I ban Sharktooth for banning from Jaws's intestines.

I ban Davy because I banned you, not Jaws' intestines.

I ban Sharktooth because I said banning FROM Jaws's intestines.

No, I didn't edit.

I ban you both because you two have probably never even seen the movie Jaws. If you haven't then go watch it now or I'll have my Carcharodon Carcharias give you a new pegleg! and a hook! and an eyepatch!

I ban this speculation that all pirates had a pegleg, hook and eyepatch. Scurvy was more common.