I must skip dog to ban MA because true pirates are poor and infested with fleas.

I ban all of you for making about 120 posts in one day. Pick up the pace!


I also ban all of you who dare post before me at the same time.

I ban Dog for his run-on sentence. You should have have tooked that grammar I had to take.

I ban Sharky for hating run on sentences and that he has bad grammar and a host of other things and...
Never mind.

I ban Robert for insulting Sharktooth

I ban Robert for not noting the intentional grammar error. Typical noobanner...

I ban everyone who did not sign up for the intensive banning class. You all should be ashamed.

I ban Skip because his small blue square annoys me

I ban Dog for being the noobanner example in chapter 3.

I ban Skip because I am a novice banner.. not a noobanner

I ban Dog because I should put that in the "Bans to avoid" list.

I ban Skiperdoo for pretending to be in charge. Get out of my seat before I slaperdoo you!

Okay, the chaos may carry on.

I ban Davy for making me laugh with the term slaperdoo

I ban the easily amused.

I ban the not so easily amused because I have more fun than you