Granted, but there only is one guild.

I wish for sleep.

granted you get 5 seconds of it

i wish the ban game would come back

Granted, you lose.

I wish for ceiling.

Granted, you now have more clouds in your area, and look, they're deciding 'tis the best moment to rain...

I wish for an adorable logo for my new project.

Granted.... But it comes alive and eats your project.

I wish for tacos.

Granted,the filling is green meat.
I wish for someone to end the game

Granted, you lose it.

I wish for a book.

Granted.... With a big hole in the center.

I wish for Stromboli....

Granted, here you go! *crash* Oops.

I wish I was married to El Patron.

Granted.... you are then left on a desolate island immediately thereafter.

I wish for Popcorn....

Granted, I just saw a bunch on the movie theater floor.

I wish to have a signature.

Granted, it is limited to 1 byte.

I wish for ice cream.

Ok.....but it melted.

I wish for red velvet cake.

Granted, it's made red with your blood.

I wish for a sword.