I ban anndreeuhh for being rum-soaked.

I ban Ukebec for sayin Oy! Scungilli!

I ban Sven for saying S.O.S

I ban andreeuhh cuz I haven't had the opportunity to ban her lately.

I ban myself in order to save whoever would ban me the trouble.

And I also ban Sven because he deserves to be banned. Over and over and over again. Right, Sven? Right.

I ban Jessica for banning herself, and not allowing me the pleasure, which I obviously took anyway! ;)

I ban Zeppers...just cause he uses TAPE to attatch his CAPE...

lol...

I ban Zep for banning me. And I also ban him from trying to ban me for banning him to ban me. Zep is, therefore, banned by me for banning me and is also banned from banning me to ban him for banning me. I also ban him from any subsequent banning rhetoric as a result from me banning him.

I ban Jessica, who obviously has not effectively advanced her banning abilities as far as I. (and for not banning the person that posted before her as the game dictates)

Therefore I suddenly have to ban Nightwolf, as he is a shifty pirate, that doesnt deserve to be missed... by the ban.

I ban Zep for banning me and also ban him for making the accusation that my banning abilities were not on par with his. I ban him for banning me because I did not ban the person before me and ban him for knowing that as vehement a pirata I am, I do not do things in accordance with rules, especially when it comes to the ban game. Zep is banned for banning me and for banning me to ban myself and by banning me anyway and is, moreover, banned because he was banned by me from banning me as a result from banning him to use any banning rhetoric to ban me for banning him to ban me.

I ban Jessica for pushing my ban button. Making my ban witty and long using the word ban a lot in the game of ban called the ban game. I also ban Jessica for banning Zep for banning Jessica who banned Jessica for banning Zep in the game of ban called the ban game in which banners get banned by banned and unbanned banners of the game of ban and the banning universe making it a universal ban. A ban that bans the universe and makes a ban in the ban game sound witty and confusing and long.

The End... of my ban...

I ban Ed for having Iron bones.

I band Swash for not having iron bones. I also ban Edward because he has a ban button and because his ban wasn't nearly as witty, long or as relevant as mine.

I ban Jessica cuz... uh... AHH PANIC ATTACK!!! I ban Jessica for making me have a panic attack.

I ban Edward for having a panic attack and I ban myself for making him have a panic attack, haha.