Sven finnaly met his match
 

there was a pvp match between Sven O'smythe (master) and taylor darkbrig (lvl 12) with a lvl 6 sword. Sven, you're getting a little sloppy there! I don't want to hear "I let her win" or "she cheated!" because thats what they all say. so i hope you get beter skill over time! and i hope none of you other guys catch the sven disease. oddly savvy beat her 8-0. but sven...
tsk tsk tsk...
you have not done so well. nobody panic. im sure he will cure back into the pvp we know him as. :laughks2:

Yep.. she beat me "fair and square". Was nice to just stand there, flipping a coin, dancing a jig and what not :D

well im glad youre gonna be a good sport about it!

SVEN!!! Im so ashamed of you. How can a level 12 beat you and I can't even scratch you!

LOL :D Nicely done Taylor! Looks like the grasshopper just became the master ;)

BTW the person who beat you (my sister) is a little kid.
Sven, thats pretty pathetic.

Shame on you Sven. ;)

HAHA!!! I'm not alone anymore!!! Welcome to my world!!! POPULATION: us

O_O i'm in Ed's world... wow now i'm mindless -.-

are you saying Im mindless? I had nothing to do with your failure except for taking the screenshot and watch you slowly be destroyed.

No, i'm = me.. it was a joke if you read Ed's title lol

oh I see he's mindless, I get it ha ha! Ed-Ironbones/Burnskull you were refering to him.

*Smacks Sven across the face* Have my windows tought you nothing!? You are going to get back in there, grab your cutlass, and beat the next guy so hard, I want to see his tears cry! *cracks whip* NO EXCEPTIONS. Now get to work Sven! Or else..... I'll just happen to slip 5 dollars in your pocket..... when your next to Savvy >: D

Sheesh Del, thats a little harsh. What did poor ol' Sven ever do to you. sure, he lost really bad but rule #1 of PIC is to respect fellow guildmates.

LOL! :laughks2:

And Sven says he's a ninja...

Sven says that he's a lot of things.

Here's a small list of things he has claimed to be:

1. The Queen of England
2. Vlad the Impaler
3. Tinky Winky
4. Matthew Fox
5. The Nightwalker
6. A stalk of celery
7. Awesome
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. A member of the Blue Man Group
10. Bjork's hair stylist
11. Rice pudding
12. The reason why there is global warming because he is so "hot"
13. Amelia Earheart
14. Chuck Norris
15. Captain Stubing
16. Good at badminton
17. Panda bear
18. The inspiration for the Incredibles because one time someone called him "Mr. Incredible".
19. Stick Stickley's former personal assistant
20. A contestant on Nick GUTS and winner of a piece of the Krag
21. Amoeba
22. Ray Charles
23. A slice of apple pie
24. My cat, Fluffy
25. 4th grade Spelling Bee Champion
26. A goat
27. Mr. T's mohawk
28. Ted Mosby, architect
29. A magnet
30. A ladies magnet
31. Assitant to the assistant manager
32. Meat Loaf (the singer)
33. Meat loaf (the food)
34. Sweet like honey
35. Elvis Presley
36. TuPac
37. A stick of carefree gum
38. A drink of cool water
39. An okapi
40. The "Snap Into A Slim Jim" guy
41. The inventor of disco
42. Paula Abdul
43. John Bonham
44. A cup of strawberry flavored applesauce
45. Richard Nixon
46. The yellow Wiggle
47. The Noid
48. Sacagawea
49. Cooler than slice bread

and # 50. The reason why the dinosaurs are dead because he PVP'd them all to death.

LOL! :laughks2: He wishes.

And WHEN did I claim to be any of that? O_o

#51 Im a pain ;)

Hmm think im j/k, not sure.. but that is quite a list Sven!

It really is... but the most interesting part... how did JESS of all people come up with THAT??

It's what she does when she's out of gum and spent all night drinking from the Slurpee machine.

I suppose she merely stated the truth, something anybody can do. I don't see why 16 is such a thing to state, unless he isn't good at badminton. 32 and 33: good one.

I have a lot of free time...

That is soooo obvious..

You're just jealous, Sven.

Very, I wish I had your skills to create a random list Jess... I wish that very very very... much.

It will get you very far in life, no doubt. Just ask Andrew Carnegie.

Hahahahaha! Nice, League.

Why the laugh? I'm completely serious. Here's a list of reasons as to why making a list is a good idea:

1--It makes you look serious, a trait that folk somewhat like when it is seriously needed.
2--It makes you look organized, a trait that folk somewhat like when organization helps.
3--It makes you stand high above the crowd, at least one foot higher for each number on the list. (At point #3, I'm already at least 10 feet tall!)
4--One with a list is automatically superior to one without a list.
5--People respect a list.
6--A list shows an un-natural strength of character that most men would kill to achieve.
7--A list shows that you know what you're talking about, even if you don't know what you're talking about.

I could go on and on, but I'm already 14 feet tall and growing.

I think reason #7 is my favorite. =)

LOL... awesome -.-

hehehehehe my favorite is #42!!!! lol except if you were Paula Abdul you'd be too high to play pirates!! LOL