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Congratulations to JESS!
After 7 long years, and 6 changes in her major, the college finally decided to boot her out and gave her a pity diploma!
Congrats to JESS for your Associate degree in Basketweaving! Now, just maybe, you can go find a real job in a wicker factory and then you'll stop asking for $5 and Gum and decals for your rocket ship. OK, not everything above is the truth. Congrats to Jess for graduating college and her Bachelor's Degree in Business. It didn't really take her 7 years, either. And it wasn't a pity degree. (I don't think.) (But the $5, gum, and decals for the rocket ship are still a pain.) http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p...oteFront_5.jpg http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p...dflint/GUM.jpg |
:aV132AQi:CONGRATS JESS!!!!!!!:aV132AQi:
*looking through toys to find stickers for rocket ship |
Congratulations Jess! Wishing you much success in your future.
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Always a major accomplishment (okay, pun intended!) and a lot of damn hard work. :bookishfj7:
Time to kick back, have a few :buds: with your friends, and put the new official paper on the wall to admire. But if I were you I'd still expect the gum and $5 from Basil. And chocolates.... he knows people.... :Pirate4: |
Biggest Grats Jess!! Take some time to relax (about three days) then go out there and get that job which will support me in a way I'd like to be come accustomed. ;)
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Wooohooo! Way to go Jess! Congratulations hon!
Now go out and party like a pirate .... :buds::buds::rumgt7::rumgt7: |
Woot & Congrats, Jess!!
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Congrats Jess, way to go!
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Congrats Jess! Ya finally made it though! Do we get to see more of ya now?
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A Haiku for Jesserdoodles for a major life accomplishment You are a grad - YAY! Hit Basil up for more dough Worth ten dollars now :aV132AQi: Whee!!! :aV132AQi: |
Congratz Jess.
Party for a few days. But, now that the Fun Stuff is over, it is time to get a Job! |
woohoo way to go! thats awesome jess! now take a little time off and have fun! haha :D
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Huge congrats Jess!!!!
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Congratulations, Jess!!
(now that you're all official and whatnot, I personally think you should start charging Bas $10 instead of $5 ;)) |
Biggest gratz Jess!!!!! Im sure I have a Mario or Zelda vintage decal for you at the shop somewhere!
I agree with Piper and the others you are worth double now and double that when you get the first job!! |
Big Congrats Jess!!! :buds:
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Congrats Jess!! I know its a ton of work. I just graduated with my associates so I'm half way there lol. Good job to you!
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Awwwwwwwh, thanks, guys! I worked throughout college, Basil, so it took me 2.5 years to do my A.A. and another 2.5 for my B.S. to total 5 years of college, so I was definitely on the 5-year plan, haha.
And I'm not a greedy little gal; I'll still only ask for $5, though I'm worth, like... $20. I'm taking the first year out easy to build up a professional portfolio complete with uber letters of recommendation from professors and past employers alike so I can secure a job that I would really like. And yes, I'm sorry to say it, but ya'll will be seeing a lot more of my purdy 'lil mug, so stock up on your Prozac, Basil... I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. |
Congrats Jess!!!!!
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:icon_psmiley12:Congrats Jess, best of luck.
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Congrats Jess!! Wow can't believe you are all grown up & edjimacated now LOL. Good luck in your bright future, hugs & cuddles Sweetie!
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Congrats Jess :D Make lots of $$$ so we can all party together one day :)
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AWESOME news, Jess!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations on your hard earned degree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Found what I was looking for... stickers for Jess's Rocket..
Congrats again on getting all intellectual!! Here's how her ship is looking. Not bad since Bas owes her back payments on her allowance. Come on Bas.. she needs more gum. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...-p21789475.jpg I bought you some stickers for the side... http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...ker-p21703.jpg Or in case you want to go with a more "girly" theme... http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...p217923004.jpg *hugs |
congrats Jess. You've got more patience than me, I couldn't even stick out 2.5 years on a Bach of Arts degree! (and those are supposedly EASY) :)
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lol.. Ari.. come on now.. finger painting aint' that hard. Jess could ease the cost your college tuition by offering you private tutoring in basketweaving. You only need to supply the gum for her rocket ship. Not only keeps the side panels of rocket ships in place, but you can use the gum to applique the sides of any backets you make.
*Hugs Ari |
WTG Jess! :laughks2: . I know this is a major accomplishment and a well deserved reward for all of your hard work and effort.
Now, once you get tired of Sarah's constant need for 2 cabana boys on the payroll you can come see me. I only require one! :psmiley35: |
They're on the payroll??
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Payroll? We have a payroll?
*looking at Bas with penetrating stare.... You owe me back pay. No wonder Jess keeps asking for $5. |
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