Get The Lost Sword of El Patron
 

This be a game I have done on other forums (well, similar to) and it's pretty fun.

Basically, what you do is, do whatever you can think of to get the Lost Sword from the person before.

Ex:


Or, you can make them fail.

This won't let you get the lost sword, but if you really want to stop the other person from getting it, feel free.


You can use anything you want in this game, as long as it follows the site rules and rating.


I'll start.:pirate51:

I get the Lost Sword from a Gravedigger.:icon_psmiley12:

i tell u ur shoes r untied and i take the sword while u tie ur shoes (was that ok?)

That's fine... (sorry if this is like the gold coin game, didn't see it!!)

I grab the sword when you're being hit by a Gravedigger.

lol

the gravedigger then turns around and attacks u letting me then get the sword

I take the Lost Sword from you while you're laughing at CaptainMonkeys...

I run into a tree (Glitching!!) and grab the sword from CaribbeanThunder when he's not looking.

I report the bug to D, they fix it, so I take the Lost Sword from you while you're stuck in a tree!

I walk over to Jibby and take the sword...

I eat muffin and then take the sword.

I use the voodoo doll attunement and use grave shackles on Muffin Pirate and then I take the sword.

The sword is a fake that Jame's grabbed. I hold the real one.

I distract him and James grabs the sword

Jame grabs an explosive. I hold the real sword still.

I make Dog awkward with THE CONVERSATION and he drops the sword in nervousness, so I pick it up.

I ban Crest for even thinking about that conversation... Crest drops the sword, I hold the real sword and run into Jolly Roger's ship.

Roger is away at invasion, so while Dog is fumbling around in dark bowels of his ship, I sneak up on him, trip him, and grab the sword as he falls. I then take it to one of my rum stores to play with it (but which rum store? Hmm?)

I have explosives already set at all the rum stores, i detonate all of them and the sword falls in my hands.

You blow up and I get the sword... duh! You love rum, too xD

Dog never figured out WHICH rum store, so he was at the *coughcough* island's rum store, while I sat chattering with Avaricia. Sorry mate, that's just a painted gold rusty cutlass ye got there.

I use the Lost Sword of El Patron magnet and steal it.

I shoot a cannonball at dog and it knocks him out cold. While he's unconscious, I grab the sword and teleport to a secret island.

Isn't this like grab the coin?

Before Charles gets to his Secret island, I used A special voodoo doll to bring him to me, I take the sword away from him, while Charles gets a face full of Fury and Explosive. And I curse it with an irreversible curse so if anyone else touches it, they would be forced to England.

i take the lost sword and tp to england lol wit hthe lost sword with me

I bribe the navy into surrounding you, then they beat the daylights out of you and I run off with the Lost Sword. Then I go and hide on a tiny little island with the lost sword... my precioussssssss...........

I call Monty Python to take the sword, and deliver it to me. My sword.

I defeat you in PvP for the sword. Mine.

Don't be such a downer... the grab the coin isn't that popular now-a-days. Haven't seen many people posting in it.:SkullBullet1:

I shoot you with a Grand Blunderbuss from inside a tree with Silver Shot, you die, and I get the sword.:degen:

Silver Shot does 100 damage, I live and still have the sword.

I throw a rum bottle at your head and you are KO'ed. I then dance a jig on your KO'ed body, take the sword, and run away.

I invite you to my rum cellar on rumrunners isle, then I smash you on the head with a bottle of rum, take the sword, lock you in the cellar, set all the dingies on the island on fire so even if you do get out of that cellar you cant leave the island, then sail away on my own dingie!

When you step on a plunger. It launches you al the way into the rock of Padres. I take the sword, and forgot I cursed it with an irreversible curse. But instead of England, I was sent to Raven's Cove and found a bundle of Lost Swords, and with the pile, I hide the cursed sword. All of them look the same. I am devilish. One is real, the rest are set to blow up if you even try to scower them:knife:

The real lost sword is indestructible, so I throw a grenade on the pile and the fake ones blow up and I take the real one.

I get my skeleton raider buddies to spawn around you and take the sword from you. They then give it to me and guard me as I run away! I laugh evilly.

I shoot them with my level 1 Pistol and they all die. I trip you and I take the sword.

Monkey's is clumsy, so as she trips Charle, she falls over too. The sword falls into a crack in the catacombs and get stuck. However, that just so happens to be my secret hideout. I stay with the sword in my teeny tiny crevice hideout with rum to distract pirates on the outside.

I reach in and grab it xD

I use my spider powers to sling a web and snatch it.

I ban you and you give me the sword.

i takes the sword from you and ate it

I perform surgery and extract the sword. Then I disappear in a cloud of smoke (via my smoke bomb).

But the sharp blades cuts you open and I snatch it. I pour my Phantom Spirits potions on it to make it disappear forever. I used so much, that when you get 10 yards away or any object 50 yards away. They all are blown away. Nothing can penetrate it, not even digging under it or using voodoo XD XD XD XD XD

I throw a rock at it. Power to the rocks! It breaks the force field, I walk up and grab it. Hehe. (Don't steal me sword, Crest, or I'll "boing" you!!) -Inside Joke-

You grabbed a fake one. I hold the real one. You all fail.

I have a private meeting with Darkhart, and he tells me that all the lost swords he and the rest of the bosses and tormenta buddies have been giving out are fake, and he has the real one. You all have fakes. He shows the real one to me, then I blow his brains out with my Grand Blunderbuss, take it, then sail all the way to Russia, dig a hole in the snow, find a cave, bury myself in it with a lifetimes supply of food and water, and sit there with the lost sword. My precioussssss.

I eat ur sword.

Yumm, I like the taste of legendary..

I make Ropeburn throw it up by feeding her... BROCCOLI (dun dun dun!!!)

I wipe it off, pick it up, and run away.

While CM is busy hiding, I sneak up behind, whack him over the head with an oar, and then take the sword with me to Bora Bora, where I place it in the care of the all-powerful Crab.

I bought the crab at an alaskan crab market and find the sword inside his stomach. My Sword.

i make the crabservent ake him t the sword and destory it forever

You soon realize that that wasn't the real sword at all! It was a wooden one painted gold! All along I had the real sword, and I sail away with it.:piratewheelgo2:

I give him cargo full of food, he accepts it, and rides away. Underneath the food, are grenades... Charle blows up:D

Instead of grenades, you actually painted oranges black. I rendezvous with Charle at Kingshead and double cross him and ditch him in the fort while I run away with the sword.

You meet up with the Wanted Chicken (see my avatar) and before you can call for help, he pecks at your leg and you drop the sword. While the chicken is distracted, I run in and grab the sword.

I use my almighty Shadow Sorceror powers and make the sword appear in my hands. Then I curse it so that anyone who is not me turns into a porcupine if they touch it.

I find the chicken, shoot the chicken, roast the chicken, and eat it. Then I chase after CM, ill-advisedly throw him into an active volcano, and take the little sword for myself. Then I seal myself in a pocket dimension and trigger a world-wide catastrophe which destroys all threats to my control of the sword. I then expand the pocket dimension, forming a new world where strange life thrives, and I can live alone with my sword, and wilson my favorite dummy.

i pressed a buttion and aall lost sword blew up then i find a lostsword from a grave digger then send the sword to mars XD

I call my friend on mars (No Coverage BTW:D) and get the sword!

i put the sword back on mars in the center

I fly to mars and take the sword, and break the sword into several parts which I feed to great white sharks.

I catch the great white sharks, put the sword back together, put it in the center of Mars, and destroy Mars with nuclear bombs that I stole from Keg Runners.

i rebuild mars and the sword and toss the real lost sword in to a pile a stuff that looks like lost sword in the center of the earth then when u find it teleports to mars without ya

Destroy mars and run away to be an eitc captain on a juggernaut.

I hang you for being a traitor and destroy all swords in existence (Excepting my trusty Iron Blade, of course).

I grab your iron blade, and take it to a forensic lab where cops find out it's really the lost sword, then I have a dance party with the sword. My sword.

i rebuild the lost sword and it gets stuck to my hand

I chop off your hand and take it with me. I then throw the sword (with hand) into a fire, and destroy both eternally.

I take the sword, KO Keeper, and walk away with a evil grin on me face...

I take a bite out of muffin and take the sword.

I grab it from your hand. Mine.

I ban everyone with my ban bayonet... I take the sword.

I eat the rest of Muffin (Yum), and bring back El Patron. He then revokes the curse, rendering it powerless, and takes it to Davy Jones' Locker, where he casts it into Orodruin, the Mountain of Fire.

I wear a fire protection suit and take the sword and melt it into a dagger!

I break off the zipper to your fire suit so you can not get out of it, grab the dagger, run so fast you can not catch me (because you are in that awkward firesuit) - Melt down the dagger and refire into the sword. Turn myself into a ghost and vanish, sword and all, onto another plane of existance where I am crowned king of the pirates because of my magical sword :)

You couldn't forge a dagger into a sword, as you'd be short of metal. But didn't you read the above post? Even if you got it back, it wouldn't be any better than your average blade. Furthermore, I go to the dimension, challenge your rule as king, win, and seal the dimension off.

i make another lost sword and it gets stuck to my unchopable hand

Ah, well. I'm content... From my newly conquered dimension, I use my divine aspect (See below) to gather an army of followers, who then launch an all-out assault on all who would dare oppose my rule (And ownership of the sword).

My divine aspect (with followers) ---> :117::117::smiley54:

the sword gets stuck in my unbreakable hand

The hand may be unbreakable, but what of your arm? I cut off your arm and run off with it to my dimension, which I once again seal off from outsiders.

LOL all along you guys had a fake lost sword. I have the real one and I cursed it so that anyone other than me who touches the lost sword starts to uncontrollably vomit up hungry alligators, which then eat the person.

Sorry, thought this was just a game not exact science :piratetongueor4:

Fin

... Nobody getting the sword back? Too bad...

I take the sword back, and curse KOTC with my doll. ( the Curse makes it so you CAN'T take the sword! )

i take the sword and it gets stuck on me forever and cant be removed

Ok... So we'll just have to destroy you.... (Drops grenade in Sith-Knight's pants)

Oooohh.... thats gonna hurt... but it looks like you never took the lost sword!
I take the lost sword and knock KOTC out, tie him up using unbreakable ropes, then feed him to some hungry gators. I then run off, and curse the lost sword so that anyone who touches it turns into a plank of wood.

The sword then flies into the air and lands in my hands. I weigh anchor and sail away on my ship.

I catch up to charle88 on my war sloop, take the sword, and super glue his feet to an anchor on deck.

I happen to be in the fort at the time, and I use their cannons to blow your ship out of the water. I then go down, find you on the beach, take the sword, and beam aboard Mothership 51.

i give to sword to jolly roger and he kills everyone except me and gives me 10 mill gold lol

YE CANT KILL ME! IM DAVY FIRESKULL! plays dramatic music

But in your lust for more gold, you sell the lost sword to me, I teleport to an underwater cave with a lifetime supply of food, water, and rum, and you never find me or the lost sword again!

I track down Davy with my tracker, ( chip in his rum ) and take the sword. MINE!!! I will now destroy this sword. - snaps in half - OMG! IT'S EL PATRON!!!!

finds sword an rebuilds it eats sword sword get destoryed in stomach forever and that was the last one lol

I go back in time and get it. Thanks.

i eat the sword again and it gets desotry the last one adn i desotry all time machines

rebuilds time machine and gets sword, slays sith kinght pirate with it and sends the sword into space in a rocket!

I retrieve the sword and defeat stpehen.

James took the gold painted rusty cutlass and when he tries to turn into a ghost he realizes that its fake and i hold the real one! :laughks2:

jolly roger revives me and i kill james bladefury, get the sword and throw it into a volcano.

I take the sword, then I curse it, so that if you so much as get near it, you will transform into a mouse. Everyone except me of course!