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Create a Story Where we Each Say A Sentence!
This is a fun game to play that many of you have played with me before. I brought it to the forums quite a while ago, and it seemed pretty popular, so I think its best to bring it back!
To those that are new, it is quite the simple game. Each player will say a single sentence that builds on a story. Eventually we will get an epic plot line going. Here is a basic example. Poster 1: There once was a baby squid. Poster 2: He grew up to be a big squid. Poster 3: Davy Jones found him and by using voodoo magic, turned him into The Kraken! Obviously it should be a lot more interesting an in depth than that. That's just a basic example. Seems simple enough, eh? Here are the rules in the form of a good old Do and Don't. Do... - Follow all POF Rules and Guidelines when posting. In other words, keep things appropriate (PG) - Come up with fun and clever posts. Making funny posts are half the point of this game! - Build off other people and create a good story line that flows nicely. - Respect other players. Even if you are a bit annoyed with what someone posted, do not get furious at them. This ties back in with following POF guidelines. - Have Fun! Don't - Make random posts that are completely off topic/plot. It is fine to include a bit of randomness, but if it totally destroys the plot line, please avoid it. (i.e., teleporting people randomly into some parallel universe in the middle of some sort of important plot area) - Try to end the story when it is not appropriate to. Sometimes the story may climax and then settle down and seem to end, but it should be an appropriate time, and in that case, let someone officially start a new story. Don't just say something like "But then a meteor crashed into the Earth and they all died the end." - Put more than one sentence, or use a run-on so that you can influence the plot more than you should be able to. If you can make some grammatically correct extremely long sentence, I won't stop you, but try not to do that. - Double post to put in more than one sentence, or for any other reason. That's about it! Now, let's begin! On the island of Cuba, there lived a blacksmith named James. |
James liked to make swords in the shape of dolphins.
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But he was pretty bankrupt because no one purchased his swords.
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So he decided to go on a rampage because no one would buy them.
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In his rampage he stomped in the face of some bulky guy like a dinosaur stomps on... well, rocks.
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The bulky guy had one of his dolphin shaped swords!
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James was happy that he stopped the rampage but that guy did not look that happy.
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The guy threw James into a stack of gunpowder which exploded on him.
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James flew all the way to Raven's Cove.
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A Rage Ghost got mad and knocked out James.
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James noticed that the Rage Ghost was holding one of his Dolphin Swords!
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Happy, James jumped into another stack of gunpowder and set it on fire. He flew half the way back to Isla Perdida.
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The wasps hated him and stung him.
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He tamed one giant scorpion using his dolphin sword and rode on it, scaring everyone.
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He saw a stranded man using his sword to get meat.
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Happy, he went to help him.
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They made a ship and sailed to Port Royal.
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The navy mistook them for pirates and arrested them. He took the other guy's dolphin sword and used it.
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James went to jail and met the Partners and Sorcerors busting pirates out.
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James got out and became a pirate. From then on, he made dolphin swords for his crew.
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Unfortunately, Jolly Roger hated James's swords and decided to try to kill him.
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Fortunately, he was stopped by Davy Jones who actually loves sealife and had James' dolphin swords.
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Davy Jones ordered a dozen dolphin swords for the maximum price!
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James was thrilled that he had made so much money, so he went on vacation!
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Upon arriving at his dream vacation destination, he quickly discovers some of his personal belongings missing.
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He quickly lit some gunpowder and it exploded him all the way to Singapore, although he had tried to aim more towards his dwelling.
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When he landed is Singapore, he misjudged the name and started looking for a famous person, to no avail.
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He got lost in the downtown fo singapore, then was its leader.
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Then he wonders how downtown singapore was it's own leader.
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While he was wondering this, a group of locals came over, picked James up, and carried him off!
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They had one of his dolphin swords and demanded to know how he made them.
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James told the locals that a very special blacksmith made them, and he went by the name of Harry Skullcursher.
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Skullcursher was famous for giving detailed monologues about his parent's terrible spelling.
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Skullcursher's assisstant - Nathaniel Sunmorgan, was more famous in his strong belief with the spanish side in the Carribean War.
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Even tho the french had stolen an excellent sword from him called the sword of the dragon with the ability to summon a dragon, but now it has been lost to ......
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The locals refused to believe this and threw him in the ocean in an attempt to kill him.
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Davy Jones ordered his Kraken to help James, since Davy liked the Dolphin Swords.
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The dolphin swords came to life and also assisted James
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Then Davy gave James the power to breathe under-water, and they all lived happily under the water with James as Davy's first mate and best friend!
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Davy's old first mate gets mad and trys to kill James.
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James kills the old first mate and escapes with his dolphin swords and the Kraken.
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Davy gets angry that James took his swords so he put the black spot on him.
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James goes to Jack Sparrow to help, but Jack instantly smashed a rum bottle onto James's head.
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James Passout on the floor, while Jack is doing his other live film thats called Dead mans Chest.
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James then goes in a tavern full of asassins to steal some rum.
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The assasins kill him and Andy steals the rum.
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Andy walks out the wrong door and falls into a pit of nothingness.
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The pit of nothingness transports Andy to England.
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Andy abducts the queen.
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They sail into uncharted waters.
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The queen starts to adore Andy.
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Andy throws the queen overboard and sets sail to Spain where he is attacked by 20,000 spanish soldiers who think he is a legendary man they heard about who must be killed.
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Andy finds himself in front of Hades in the underworld.
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Andy eats Hades.
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But is then stopped by the evil pants and his group of pink hearts.
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Then he wakes up in a rowboat in the middle of the sea.
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And keeps rowing on a sea with just plain straight water and no fish for 4 days.
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He gets bored, and teleports to Tortuga.
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He lands on Jolly Roger's head in the middle of an invasion.
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Jolly Roger takes him in his arms and starts to kiss him.
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They ask Barbossa to marry them.
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Barbossa agrees, and they become Jolly and Andy Roger.
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It turns out it was all a trick to get Andy's guard down by Jolly, and Jolly promptly kills him.
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Jolly starts dancing a jig, but realises he's a widow and goes to a Goth Shop.
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He buys bat-shaped sunglasses.
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Andy sneaks up behind him and hits him with a frying pan.
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He cries because Andy broke his sunglasses.
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He then stops, remembering he doesn't have eyes.
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He pours water through a hole in the top of his head.
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It gets stuck in his throat and he chokes.
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He chokes until he turns blue and falls down.
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Andy stomps on his face.
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Then Jolly wakes up and realizes it was all a dream!
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But then he sees Andy standing behind him, Andy then stuffs him in a giant sack.
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He uses his powerful voodoo to knock Andy out so he can go back to his ship.
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Then he realizes Andy is clinging to his back.
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He flicks him off.
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Andy gets up and draws a Legendary Blade.....
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He decapitates Jolly.
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Jolly can't die, so his head floats magically back onto his neck.
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He then decapitates Andy, and his head stays off.
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Jolly summons Andy from his grave and he becomes a permanent skeleton in Jolly's army.
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Andy escapes.
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Being a skeleton, and not knowing where else to go, Andy sets sail to New Orleans to become a resident of the Haunted Mansion.
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He doesn't realize that people think he's one of the things haunting the mansion.
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Then he sees them gawking, so he contorts his face and they run off screaming.
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He then trips on an out-of-place headstone that was in his way and lands in an empty grave.
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He looks back at the headstone which reads "Andy", and he promptly says "Time paradox!" ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
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He climbs out and dumps the next person on the ride into the grave.
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The man gets instantly hoarded by a rogue clan of poisonous worms and is never seen again.
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Andy is taken by security to a factory where he is to be melted, and it becomes a worldwide news story.
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A conspiracy is created...
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Andy channels some telekinetic powers to make the factory blow up, so he can escape.
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Andy then dies and Jack Sparrow takes his place.
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Cap'n Jack is on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean, with 1 bottle of rum that is 3/4 empty.
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Jack is then chased by the kraken.
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Jack quickly looks around for any sort of weapon, and sees the bottle of rum.
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He drinks it.
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Jack then says, "Why didn't I bust the bottle open and use it as a weapon?"
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He discovers that he accidentally 93Mb it.
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