Congratulations to JESS!
 

After 7 long years, and 6 changes in her major, the college finally decided to boot her out and gave her a pity diploma!

Congrats to JESS for your Associate degree in Basketweaving!

Now, just maybe, you can go find a real job in a wicker factory and then you'll stop asking for $5 and Gum and decals for your rocket ship.


OK, not everything above is the truth.

Congrats to Jess for graduating college and her Bachelor's Degree in Business.

It didn't really take her 7 years, either. And it wasn't a pity degree. (I don't think.)

(But the $5, gum, and decals for the rocket ship are still a pain.)



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:aV132AQi:CONGRATS JESS!!!!!!!:aV132AQi:


*looking through toys to find stickers for rocket ship

Congratulations Jess! Wishing you much success in your future.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Always a major accomplishment (okay, pun intended!) and a lot of damn hard work. :bookishfj7:

Time to kick back, have a few :buds: with your friends, and put the new official paper on the wall to admire. But if I were you I'd still expect the gum and $5 from Basil. And chocolates.... he knows people....

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Biggest Grats Jess!! Take some time to relax (about three days) then go out there and get that job which will support me in a way I'd like to be come accustomed. ;)

Wooohooo! Way to go Jess! Congratulations hon!

Now go out and party like a pirate .... :buds::buds::rumgt7::rumgt7:

Woot & Congrats, Jess!!

Congrats Jess, way to go!

Congrats Jess! Ya finally made it though! Do we get to see more of ya now?

Congratz Jess.

Party for a few days. But, now that the Fun Stuff is over, it is time to get a Job!

woohoo way to go! thats awesome jess! now take a little time off and have fun! haha :D

Huge congrats Jess!!!!

Congratulations, Jess!!

(now that you're all official and whatnot, I personally think you should start charging Bas $10 instead of $5 ;))

Biggest gratz Jess!!!!! Im sure I have a Mario or Zelda vintage decal for you at the shop somewhere!

I agree with Piper and the others you are worth double now and double that when you get the first job!!