Put 100 Bottles of Rum on the wall before the Mods take them
 

the other one got 1000 posts






1 bottle of rum!

2 bottles of rum :D

3, can be bad as one, but is not as lonely as the number 1.

3 bottles.

4 bottles of Jack is awful at math.

5 bottles of why I oughta... go and ban somebody!

1..2..3..4..5.. 897.5?

6 bottles of no Jack, I do believe that 897.6 comes after 5 my good lad.

Doh!

7 bottles.. or was it 72489087.2109?

8 bottlez

No, it was 9657.0002

9 bottles. Now I'm positive it's 9.999999999999.

10 bottlez. Who taught you math jack? its 33345.3335. DUH.

11 bottlez of me gofing back to Kindygarten to learn me speling and me azritqmetic.

13 bottles. Well, I finished Kindergarten and am now very capable of spelling difficult words, if I do say so myself.

Yes, my schooling lasted 3 hours, what of it?

14 bottles. Crest my good lady, you didn't know Jackie here as a kindergartner did you? No? I thought not. He probably spelled like that.

15 bottles. What is that supposed to mean, my good man who steals rum and also keeps ranting on about the Monster?