This is a little belated... Hello!
 

Hello im sort of new here... yours truly forgot to put a arrival thread:psmiley35:
so... yeah... pretend like you dont know me.

Late-welcome to POF! Tree Shift starts yesterday... so today.

What is a tree shift... I have wondered all this time i havent been here...

Lol welcome again!

Last person who did that was eaten by cursed trees.. had to open the trunk and take him out.

Does really explain what a tree shift is though. 0_o

No idea. all i know is stay away from the cursed trees!

I ban del for lurking!

A late welcome to the forums! And I bet Del will explain what a Tree Shift is....

Ahoy mysterious stranger! Welcome to the forums!

What is a tree shift, you ask? Well, it is not a job as it is a duty - a service to the Caribbean! It all began long ago, with the Stump invasion of Padres Del Fuego.. I remember it all... the crashing of the birch cannonballs in to the rock, the putrid smell of burning flesh, and bark, the destruction of all we had worked so hard to accomplish... We fought hard against them for weeks, months, day in and day out... the memories of the trees crashing still haunt me to this day..

We had fought the Stumps back to El Suduron by Month Four, but by that time, the negiotations were already in to effect. We were at peace, our borders in tranqulity for nearly a year, until they went against their word, and attempted to attack! Luckily, we caught them off guard, defeating them once again. They have since retreated to the depths of the island, unseen, and although it is likely they are all gone by now, we must not allow ourselves to take that chance! Each brave man, woman, and child must act as an eye against any offensive moment against our fair Caribbean, for when they return, we will be ready!

~ Delmaria Darkskull,
Captain of the Tree Guard

....i.e., it's a joke ;)

Yes i remember that well.. the cracking of tree bark, the men flying, and yes.. the devils root him self. i remember the great beast. they only ran becuase of me shoving my blunder into his mouth and pulling the trigger. Maybe del should have done the negotiations, becuase, well, i don't speak tree and "we want peace" means some ugly swear words. i had to fight 10 trees and once. Del help a little bit...


Roger swordshot, master of the sea, the rum, and general of the tree guard.

lol still have not awnsered my question: What is a tree shift?!

During a tree shift, you keep guard to make sure the trees do nothing out of the ordinary. Make sure that they are doing photosynthesis at a constant rate, and producing the correct amount of glucose, and that chemical reactions inside the tree are performing as if it is not doing anything.

In other words, if the tree moves, burn it to the ground.

Uhh... Welcome mate!

ok ill get me matches...

I'm the leader though... that's why I'm The Tree Watcher.:laughks2:
Sure. When did you get promoted? I don't remember even SEEING a Roger Swordshot. Therefore... fake position! Fake position! Call the Tree Squad!

Hiiiillllarrrrrrriooooooooooousssss! Lol you guys are so funny... :) <3 Welcome! <3