Ahoy!!!!
 

Here be me bio


BEWARE!!! The shear awesomeness of this story "might" be too much for some and "might" cause insanity: Born at the very bottom of the ocean the great son of Cthulhu Mr. Awesome washed up on outcast as a child. Raised by stumps Mr. A had to fight from day one for survival and grew up with no friends but a dog with keys that had happened to wash up on the island. Mr. A grew to love stumps until one day a group of three pirates landed on outcast and Mr. A woke up to find the buccaneers were attacking his family of stumps! He defended his family until he found out it was the stumps that had attacked the swashbucklers! Tormented by how corrupt and twisted the stumps were he swam into the ocean and he swam for 563 days until he hit Padres Del Fuego. There he tried to start a new life until he was arrested and put in jail by the East India Trading Company for being to awesome. Luckly a fellow awesome pirate was his jail mate and together they escaped! Ready to set sail once more with no idea what lies ahead the amazing Mr. Awesome has pledged to defend the innocent as a Midnite Avenger! He currently longs for the day when he learns to use his full awesomeness (Get unlimited access) and reach his full potential (Master everything) until then he is hyped to death for the new Haunted Mansion movie.:h-skull::h-skull::h-skull:

Welcome Aboard Mr.A! Here are some words of advice from little ol' SC about POF:

1) Dont steal anyones rum. Do you need to?

2) See that greenish looking meat? Dont touch, sniff, or even breathe around the stuff. Please dont ask what it is.

3) Give me all of your rum. Ill keep it safe.

Here is some of my rum *passes rum* to get you started. Welcome!

As you can see, there are many fine (and slightly insane) pirates around here. If you have a question, you can ask us or the mods.


Regards,

Stealth

I'm the only sane one here. the other will bite.

welcome to POF!

Thanks for the advice Stealth! Does green ham count? i like it with my eggs!

Youre sane seaking? Hopefully its only a matter of time before you join the dark side >:D Thanks for the welcome :)

I would trust my rum with you Pyrate but i drank it all already!

Welcome Mr. A well I for one have my stash of rum so I'm good but if your lokking for a little extra be sure to steal Davy Fireskulls rum (be sure to keep away from the one with the skeleton).
Hope to see you in the game:buds::degen:

Welcome Mr. A! :D

Thanks sharktooth and sharkshot! My pirate in the game is named Mr Awesome too so if you find a pirate with that name youll know who it is!

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Welcome to the Forums Mr. Awesome. Your usertitle does translate into insane, correct? If so, then goody. You'll fit right in.

Now before you go venturing into the forums, you'll need some guidlines.

1) Lend no rum, Steal no rum.

2) Mind the trees.

3) He/She who has gas, travels at the end of the line.

Also, mind the Activities Forum. Venture around there, and you'll probably be minionized.

So, take this newbie rum, and join the madness. Don't touch that meat!

Jack speaks from experience about the meat. And don't touch my rum. You will regret it. No really, you'll regret it. It's highly toxic. One drop can kill a whole crew of Navy Sailors, unless you have the... vaccine... but thats special, and only I have access to the real one.

Welcome to the forums mate! Glad to have you. I guess Insane Guy (Stealthy) and Guy That Drinks So Much Rum That It Has Damaged His Brain Severely (Jack) have given you the rules, so I won't bother going over them.

I give no rules! Pirates do not follow rules! Only guidelines!

And it's not the rum! No idea what it is....

Thanks for the guidelines jack ill happily ignore them! (Like a good pirate) And ill check out the Activities Forum!

Is everybody here inSANE? GOOD just my kind of people!

And im not inSANE... just corrupt and twisted :)

Also sorry for my bad writing, i wrote this on the run LOL.

Ahoy Mate and Welcome Aboard Mr. Awsome!! Im so glad to see you finally made it to forum. Since we plunder and fight together, on the game, you already know how I feel about my rum, Do Not to touch MY rum. Ive seen you with your stumps and know exactly how you feel about them. as well. I look forward to reading your future posts and seeing the updates on your page. See you in the game my Friend. God speed.