Wish Corruption
 

I have seen this on numerous other sites, and I really loved it.

How to play:
Someone will wish for something, and then you make the wish come true, but something bad happen instead of good, then you wish for something.

Rules:
Site rules.
Try to refrain from posting quotes.

Examples:
Player 1:
I wish for a cheeseburger!

Player 2:
Wish granted, but it is at the size of a germ, so you can't eat it!

I wish I had a War Sloop!

Player 1:
Granted, but it's a Light Sloop!

I wish for gold.

And it goes and on.
I shall start!

I wish I had gold!

Ah, good old Corrupt A Wish. The one game the others forgot. :p

Granted, you have gold. In the Kraken's stomach. Go fetch!

I wish for a heading.

Granted..... You are beheaded.

I wish for ship materials.

Granted, they fell into the sea.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, However you cannot use it in the caribbean.

I Wish for Singapore to be added in the game tomorrow.

Granted...but it's glitches galore

I wish for a new story quest.

Granted. You sink 2 ships for crude boots.

I wish for more islands.

Granted but you get a drop of milk instead.

I wish I had extendo arms.

Granted but it turned into mud.

I wish i created this thread.

Granted, but it is cursed and it impales you.

I wish for a Jack's Brew.