Dear Santa,
I want a submarine to show them enemies whos boss!!!! I want an undead dog to bite me so I become zombie and can't be killed. I want to wear bandanas under my big feather hat. Oh and maybe a little rum
(9,000,000 gallons maybe?)
I want a cuztomizable ship so I can make it look like an undead ship and surprise Mr. Davy Jones. Uh... RUM YEAH RUM! wait i said that... I want a parrot to name him lil' Leon!!!!
And I wish that this kraken squid thing would stop following the farmer for some CHICKEN food and come out and fight like a man!!!
Pirate Santa, thank you for taking your time to
this and Happy Holidays!!!