Dear santa,
Jack Has been very good all year. yes, ol' Jackie has 'is faults, From last year, when I ' acedentally' shot one of yer rain dear, ( sorry 'bout that mate, ) to the navy massacre last night, I promise that, if this list be followed
correctly that I won't be highjackin' yer sleigh.
AGAIN.
1) unlimited access
2) a laundry machine ( them birds on port royal ain't doin' favors to me jacket )
3) Singapore to explore
4) the words ' Singapore ' and ' explore ' to not rhyme. ( IT DRIVES ME NUTS, SAVVY?)
5)
RUM!!!!!!!!!!
6) a....... jar...... of........
DIRT!!!!!!!
7) easy lvling up
8) for Jack ( sparrow, that is, ) to be slightly less awesome then me
9) The Black Pearl in my grasp
10) and to top it off, EASY MONEY!!!!
Best Regards, ( as well as an evil eye with a pistol on yer left rib of ye put me on yer naughy list, )
Jack Sharkbane
