Actually, I find these decorations quite dangerous, for many reasons. These are....
1. Notice, they are almost the same red as the Navy outfits. Is big D tring to cause a Navy uprising?!
2. Take for example that ribbion that hangs down between the Trading Company and the Tailor in Tortuga. It hangs down too low! If a tall pirate just happens to walk by, they will choke!
3. Did you happen to read the little tag on the back? They can catch flames really easily! What happens if somebody who just got their staff gets flaming skull happy and one of them hits these! It will be the Fourth of July Party all over again! How do you think they lit all those fireworks at once?
4. If they just happen to bring out the Christmas tree
, stumps will swim over from Cutthroat and attack all the islands to avenge their fallen brethern!
As you can see, these decorations are dangerous. I say, we rally our guilds, collect them all, throw them in the ocean, and then make Del a sandwhich! Lets do this!
