Curses arrrr warnins, that they arrr indeed...
Tharr written fer fools, who never pay heed...
One such curse, ye best not miss...
Or suffer it's fate, into the dark abyss...
"Before Ye Goes to Tormenta, Whatever You Do...
Grab Healing Potions from a Gypsy...
Or Forever be Part of the Ship Part of the Crew..."
Tharrr be one even worse, so ye must take heed...or suffer it's fate, that ye will indeed...
"Never fight a one clawed crab with both arms or the cursed missing claw will grow from yer back to seek revenge!"