Ok....ok...I won't call you a cheater. So here's what you do....login and port to Padre. Spin around clockwise 3 times at Shipwright. Then port to Port Royal. Head to the Tattoo shop and get a shark on your left arm. Now....say in public chat "there's no place like home" 3 times. Then port to Cuba and play Poker for 46 minutes and 32 seconds. Go kill 25 low level swamp gators. Go to Tia and run circles around here counter clockwise for 10 minutes. Port to Tortuga and play Blackjack in the Faithful Bride for 15 minutes and 14 seconds. Walk over to the area around the shipwright and try to find a red dot in the sand. You probably won't find it so then sail to Tormenta. Touch as many enemies as you can without attacking and try getting back out of the cave alive. If you die, you'll end up in jail (nothing accomplished)....if you make it out alive (nothing accomplished)....you'll wonder why you just wasted all that time for nothing. All that time could have been used to level up...or quest. So.....what did we learn here?
#1 Everything I just said is nonsensical
#2 Glitching is a waste of time and is frowned upon
P.S. - I hope you got a laugh out of this gibberish I just conjured up....and I never called you a cheater. LOL
Good day to you Nicholasfunstuff.....
