[Rackat]

Originally Posted by Sven Niscadae

Very cool, Rackat.

The only one I have thought of is the one I have on my user page. It's actually educational and fun!

To the tune of Gilligan's Island:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale.
A tale of a great pirate.
The one who drove Captain Sparrow mad,
by bringing penguins aboard his ship.



The first mate was a Little Blue,
always sure of where to sail.
With four other species aboard,
their mission wouldn't fail,
their mission shouldn't fail.



They were surrounded on all sides.
Bow, starboard, aft, and port.
But the penguins couldn't man the guns,
because they were so short,
they all were so short.



The ship weaved and was forced aground,
crew retreating on the beach.

With Sven Niscadae,
Captain Sparrow too,
Humboldt and Little Blue,
Galapagos,
Magellanic and African,
On an uncharted isle...

Nice!