So I was searching for a solution to Cujo's Cannon Chewing problem and came across this add..
(Not sure if it's for Cujo but it caught me eye for there be a dog chewing a cannon and a ship)
LOL
Hope it helps
(Just realized that may be hard to read for some so here be the text version)
Sea Dog Support
Is your sea dog acting up?
-Does he steal yer ship?
-Does he taker all yer rum fer himself?
-Does he use yer ship as a chew toy?
-Does he get slobber all over yer cannons?
Then you may need to contact Sea Dog Support!
Our highly trained professionals will help rid yer piratey
pup of his bad manners! What many sea dog owner’s don’t
realize is the stress our pups are put though being a pirate.
We will provide Sea Dog sessions where yer pup can talk
about their problems, and many other programs to find out
just what yer pup needs. There are many other things that could
have a sea dog misbehaving. Ever heard of Lack-O-Rumitis? But
have no worries! Sea Dog support is here to help ye and yer
sea dog no matter what!
~If ye are interested in enrolling yer pup in SDS just post below
this add and on of our professionals will respond~