[Pirate lord 227]

:f ence: Translation: Treasure. For some reason I thought of it. I decided to get some. So I sunk the ship of a rival pirate. Then I got in a swordfight with a guy before he told me the coordinates of the treasure ( I won ). I sailed to the middle of the ocean before me crew made me walk the plank (LANDLUBBERS) so I water-skied behind the boat . When we got to the island I sunk the ship with it's own cannon (I swam back, gold floats i guess ). I decided to grab the cannon before she sunk and a good decision it was. I saw a shark in the pool where the treasure lay so i hit it with a cannon ball. It just ate the cannon but i had a cutlass on me too. He ate it but it gave him serious internal injuries. After that i found the treasure which turns out to be a huge ship made of gold ( Yes I know I contradicted myself. Turns out gold doesnt float when its in ship form. It just sinks so I had to drag it behind me which in that form it did float. my arm still hurts.). When i got home I sold the ship for lots and lots o money and now im living the life in a mansion made of gold. Sometimes I still hear the sea calling to me. If I throw enough rocks into the ocean it usually stops.

Sorry if the translation is a bit long. It didnt make much since in smiley form so I had to put it there.