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Old 05-30-2009, 05:55 PM
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Sven says that he's a lot of things.

Here's a small list of things he has claimed to be:

1. The Queen of England
2. Vlad the Impaler
3. Tinky Winky
4. Matthew Fox
5. The Nightwalker
6. A stalk of celery
7. Awesome
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. A member of the Blue Man Group
10. Bjork's hair stylist
11. Rice pudding
12. The reason why there is global warming because he is so "hot"
13. Amelia Earheart
14. Chuck Norris
15. Captain Stubing
16. Good at badminton
17. Panda bear
18. The inspiration for the Incredibles because one time someone called him "Mr. Incredible".
19. Stick Stickley's former personal assistant
20. A contestant on Nick GUTS and winner of a piece of the Krag
21. Amoeba
22. Ray Charles
23. A slice of apple pie
24. My cat, Fluffy
25. 4th grade Spelling Bee Champion
26. A goat
27. Mr. T's mohawk
28. Ted Mosby, architect
29. A magnet
30. A ladies magnet
31. Assitant to the assistant manager
32. Meat Loaf (the singer)
33. Meat loaf (the food)
34. Sweet like honey
35. Elvis Presley
36. TuPac
37. A stick of carefree gum
38. A drink of cool water
39. An okapi
40. The "Snap Into A Slim Jim" guy
41. The inventor of disco
42. Paula Abdul
43. John Bonham
44. A cup of strawberry flavored applesauce
45. Richard Nixon
46. The yellow Wiggle
47. The Noid
48. Sacagawea
49. Cooler than slice bread

and # 50. The reason why the dinosaurs are dead because he PVP'd them all to death.