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ok, so here it is,
jack, joshamee, carver, and scary mary blew up xavier hench's ship. he's angry so he shoots then with a tripple barrel pistol with silver shot. they are like "OH NO YOU DIDNT" and then they fire scary mary in the cannon at xavier. xavier says, "uh-oh" :P. then out of nowhere comes Ollie the Magical Gravedigger and he shoots out ten desolations without getting hurt. then ollie has a hard attack and explodes into a cloud of dust. out of the cloud of dust comes the kraken and the kraken eats scary mary. jack is like, "eh, im out of here!" and he ran off with his best friend, JOLLY ROGER? anyway, the kraken coughs out davy jones, ollie kills everyone with one battle call:
IMA KEEL YOU ALL!!!
obviously he wins the war and forever is prosperous.
(none of this will really happen)
(i think the kraken is really coming with the next big update).
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