No way mate! Me pirates be of the piratey persuasion. An if ya be askin me D's idea of guy pirates is pretty twisted too. The guy built like a refrigerator has got a seriously tiny head for the size a them muscles. All brawn no brain perhaps? Then course with all a the runnin they make us do none of us would be o larger stature! And the sword fighting... well, never mind, but none a them shapes D gives look the least bit real to me.
