Dear, pof.
I won a car last night at my staff meeting. it was amazing. We played a game of hot potato and I won! I have such good potato skills.
it is the most beautiful car in the world. It is red and shiny with plush seats... the horn beeps and everything. I let my cat sit in the front seat last night. She loved it, but it's still a little small for the both of us.
Oh shucks, I'll post a picture here!
*Drum roll please....*
...And that will be the closest I EVER come to winning a real car, my friends. *sigh* I work with bears...
*btw not my bear in there, I found the photo online 
Same car though.*.