Revive is hilarious. I'm really lovin that. But the new bodies. Ugh! People do not look like that! Look at them from the side too and you'll see what I mean. The guys are all but one wide side to side but flat front to back. Where in the world are the muscular pirates? Come on D! Real pirates would have been in top shape from sailing, slinging swords, and all the other piratey things they do for a workout.
Methinks skinny little stick pirates and twinkie eatin pirates were rare but that's what we get to pick from? No more jock mold with the actual pirate muscles? No more refrigerator size guys with the itty bitty heads? Well drat!
And the girls... *sigh... My favorite girl body is gone. I'm sorry but all women do NOT have huge hips D! There's not a good lookin girl in the bunch now. What, are only funny lookin girls pirates?
Makes me very glad I made my last guy pirate just 2 days before the change. My current pirates are permanant. No deletes, not happening. I like my old body team. So me, I'm headin to the Faithful Bride to raise a toast to the end of the era of good lookin pirates! Anyone who wants to is welcome to join me.
