[Richard Ironskull]

This week's guild event is:

Richard's Final Mastering Extravaganza

The extravaganza will consist of four separate events starting with:

The Race For The Pants

The Race For The Pants is a foot and ship race around the Caribbean. That means no teleporting to islands and no use of the stow-away.

The race begins at 8 p.m. Eastern (or whenever you folks show up, not always a punctual group) at Richard’s tree on Padres Del Fuego. Those who do not know where that is, just tp to me when the time comes.

There are three check points in the race. I'm going to determine when people are there by looking at player cards. That means when you get there, stop, tell me, then I will let you know if you are good to go to the next location. Their locations will be revealed once everyone has gathered.

The final location is back at Richard’s tree on Padres Del Fuego.

Of course, there will be rewards young lasses and lads.

Prizes:

First Place: 2000 gold and a picture with the pants (hence race for the pants)
Second Place: 500 gold
Third Place: 100 gold

Glow Fest
We will sail from padres, hopefully all on the same ship, but if not, two or three ships. On the way to Outcast Island I will get my level 25 cannon glow.

We arrive at Outcast where I will finish my glows on my two favorite trees. I have cutlass, pistol, dagger, and grenade to finish as weapons.

AFK Pants Push Challenge
The next event is a push across the Outcast channel.

It’s possible to push in water. The water between where the stumps were and the rest of the islands is deep, and that is what you must push me across. This event will be timed and teams will be determined based on how many are there and in the interest of time so it doesn't take too long (meaning three teams at the most).

Prizes:
First Place: 2000 gold and a picture with the pants (that is right, two chances for a coveted picture with the pants)
Second Place: 500 gold
Third Place: 100 gold

Plunder Party
We close out the night launching war ships, one of which must be mine, and plundering as much as we can. Before we start plundering, these ships will serve as the bar as there will be drinks and dancing. There is a required shooting of other pirate's ships if there is more than one. Bonus points for shooting other pirates!