Too funny.
Wonder if Disney has considered that their expert POTCO guide doesn't actually tell you HOW to revive a fellow pirate? It definitely says it can be done, but offers no instruction on the exact method of doing so. (Praying? Laying on of hands? Wishful thinking? Clicking your heels together 3 times?)
Nah...that couldn't be it. And of course it couldn't be that there are some malicious people in the game that love creating disruption and chaos for it's own sake.