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Molly: "No, really Your Honor--I was PULLING the dagger out of his noggin. The Urchinfist threw it."
Judge: "So, your story is you pulled the dagger out of his head?"
Molly: "Yes your honor."
Judge: "And the 17 stab wounds in his back?"
Molly: "Ummmm... he backed into a different Urchinfist 17 times when he got hit with the dagger in the face. 17 times. Really"
Judge: "Really?"
Molly:"Uh... it was a healing dagger?"
Judge: "A what?"
Molly: "A healing dagger."
Judge: "There's no such thing!"
Molly: "But I'm special!"
Please don't stab me in the face, Molly.
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