Well , you didn't describe where, so I would spread out my body for more air resistance, Look for a hot air balloon to land on slide of it , use the laptop as a anchor
to hold on to the basket jump inside the balloon and ask the guy to land quickly,
cause I just broke 4 bones in my body.
What would you do if a new flavor of potato chips came out?
(I would bow before the mighty potato chip bag, then devour it.)