[Jack I]

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Zeppers "the Drunken Pirate Master"

Well, he's a drunken pirate, what more can I say? Mate is always a good aim with the cannon and hand cannon, and even better when he's had too much of the rum supply!

One thing we have to make sure of though is that we never send the mate to go pillage our supply of rum for our sea-faring ventures. I learned that just recently when I sent him to do just that and only recieved a note in return.

Close to the water, Oh what a view,
You'll likely find me where most mateys
crew
As things come to an end,
Won't have to have eyes of great might,
When it comes down to it I'll be in plain
sight.

This do be our very own Dr. Zeppers.