[Jack I]

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"Crazed" Callie

When we say she is crazed, we really aren't kidding! The lass is mad over grenades, and always insists that she use them when we fight. No matter where we are, not matter who we fight, you can expect her to launch a siege charge or two at the enemies. We finally had to abandon her on a remote set of islands after she started lobbing explosives at a crab that climed aboard me ship. It was a shame, but she left us a little parting note as she climed off.

All kinds of siege chares, what a fun time,
I love my grenades, it must be a crime.
Maybe that's why they abandoned me here,
Alone with these stumps, and my grenades they fear!

This do be our very own Lady Freckles.