Dear Jess,
I've searched and searched for the perfect gift, but just couldn't find that one perfect item. So I decided to get you an assortment of gifts .... I figured you already had enough gum, plus money to get MORE gum.
Zilly stole my llama and gave it to you already, so I found you this T-shirt instead ...
When I realized just how much gum you have, I thought maybe some of it could be used in your own special .... Pirate Ship Pinata.
For those who might want something other than gum from the Pinata, I found a few other treats ....
Skull and Bones Candy
POTCO Pez!
Skele Lollipops
and
And of course, no birthday would be complete without ... CAKE! (Not sure which of the Dueces are on board that cake, I'll let you decide)
I realized there was just ONE more thing you'd need after consuming all these gifts ....
Happy Happy Birthday Jess - hope you had a great day!