[Sven Niscadae]

And now I shall taunt you with a parody of Jimmy Buffett's Caribbean Amphibian. *ahem*

I know some tropical islands,
Where pirates plunder and the undead confide.
And on these tropical islands,
is where the moderators will hide.

Will they hide by the water?
Will they hide more inland?
Or they may hide in plain sight,
it's all part of the plan!

I'm a Caribbean... ad-da-min
I like to swim in the tropical sea...
Caribbean... ad-da-min
A penguin in a coconut tree...



The moderators and the admins,
They've gotten lost when way out at sea.
We're spread across the Caribbean,
So island hopping you'll go!

You might find us on Port Royal.
Or maybe Isla Perdida.
Or you might find your unfortunate end,
In the caverns of Tormenta!



I'm a Caribbean... ad-da-min
I like to swim in the tropical sea...
Caribbean... ad-da-min
A penguin in a coconut tree...

When you only have a couple hours,
You're gonna have to be sly...
You're going to find the entire staff?
We'd like to see you try!



I'm a Caribbean... ad-da-min
I like to swim in the tropical sea...
Caribbean... ad-da-min
A penguin in a coconut tree...

Everybody!
I'm a Caribbean... ad-da-min
I like to swim in the tropical sea...
Caribbean... ad-da-min
A penguin in a coconut tree...
A penguin in a coconut treeeeeeeeeeee...



wäk wäk!