Well Zilly! I thought and thought about what the ideal gift would be for your XX ( Enter appropriate number here ) birthday. I know about the,, ah,,,, 'lack of facilities',, at the new house, so I found these for you:
First, A tropical design
Next, a dual flush model
And Last, the SUPER FLUSH!
If none of those quite suits your needs or decor, I also have this link for you.
http://terrylove.com/crtoilet.htm
(I can't believe someone would actually RATE toilets)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZILLY!!