Oooh how did I miss this thread? Here's a few of my favorites.
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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.
Anamaria: You're daft, lady! You both are!
Mr. Gibbs: Daft like Jack.
Jack Sparrow: I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually.... ecumenically..... grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... *backs up and trips over ledge*
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, *looks at Jack's sword*
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
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As you can tell I'ma fan of Jack's