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First of all, I would like a mortorcycle. Running around town is SO 18th century.
Secondly I would like the ability to enslave other pirates, put them in my ship's brig, and make them spit shine my boots whenever I feel a good spit shining is needed. They can also tie my ties before my formal dinners.
Thirdly, I would like a whip. Slaves don't whip themselves, you know.
Next I would like Disney to make the GM events more interesting. What's the point of showing up just to read some yellow chat? I think the GMs should use some sort of t-shirt cannon to pelt the crowd with free t-shirts. That way when you randomly wake up in jail, at least you have something to show for it.
I'll let the above serve as my Christmas wish list. Maybe if I ask for less, Santy Claus will be more inclined to bring ALL of it.
However, if ole Santy is feeling generous, there is one accessory that could make my Christmas morning even better.
Motorcycle customization. Hellooooo, that's just a given. I absolutely MUST be the only pirate in the game with lime green flames on my bike.
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