Dear Pirate Santa,
I've been a very good little pirate this year. I've terrorized the seas day after day, bringing doom and destruction to any Undead, EITC, and Navy who dared to cross my path. All I want for Christmas is....
1. A New Story Chapter.
2. A bigger closet for all my purty clothes, jewelry, and tattoos.
3. A better guild system.
4. A Segway (Kingshead is just too big for an ole' pirate like me!)
5. A nice, wooden guitar.... to smash in the head of Navy soldiers.
6. A new inventory/trading system (I smell a monopoly in gator skin stocks on my hands
)
7. New weapons! Those invasion tend to wear down your cutlass point after awhile.
8. A pet parrot. I need somebody to talk to when I'm off on another voyage to Singapore, savvy?
9. New islands, preferably Singapore, so when I go on voyages to there I actually end up somewhere!
10. Peace and happiness all across the Caribbean..... *laughs* just kidding, I want less lag, so that way I can bring an end to the peace for my enemies!
As such, a pretty modest list, at least at your standards, Santa. Now please make my little wish list come true
P.S. How come every year you always give me coal? I'm positive that I never put coal on my previous wish lists'.