My dearest, one-eyed, Peg-legged, fat, jolly old elf-pirate,
Please send me one or all of these things for Christmas or I will loot and plunder the North Pole...
- I would like bow and stern chasers for my ship. Canons that point fore and aft that I can control while I am sailing. Just like real ships.
- More control over my sails like being able to reduce my sail load to slow my ship down when I am in battle.
- All my old guild mates back...
- A new batch of tattoos to choose from. These are kind of stale...
- Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards ALL...
And...Finally...
- A nice big, fat, giant, juicy, thrilling, laugh-out-loud, knock-down, drag-out, never-say-die, whopper of a brand spanking new Chapter.
Thank-you,
ex8404