I like this one personally:
Jolly is looking for ocean front real estate on PR. Stop him from lowering property values.
I mean, we all saw what he did to the mansion.
Seriously tho, I agree. New CONTENT is NOT 'redone filler'. STORYLINE. NEW ENEMIES (not just renamed, or resized ones) How about something as simple as we have ALL been asking for - MORE CLOSET SPACE! More things to spend money on? A trade or gift system?